These are... essentially valentines that I made out of comments that as a female lifeguard are only ok if the guy saying them is wicked hot. I can only hope that some of you ladies find them as amusing as I do. If not, I'll keep my lifeguard humor to myself. ;)
My bestie, my pony twin, my entire reason for going to Georgia and the person that originally pushed me to be a SG is back on the site again!!!!
@alithefacekicker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I came home from a craptasticaly long day at work, and was self medicating myself with a large bowl of ice cream and viola! Instant happiness!
I'd love to write a longer blog but I...
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I've had to really ponder what to write for this one. Which usually doesn't happen for me because my mind is in overdrive the majority of the time. So here's what I'm confessing:
1) I wrote an entire romance novel, and 1/4th of a second one and gave up broken hearted when all of the publishers turned my manuscript down. I so desperately want to...
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First of all, I should ask you all to politely remind me not to blog when I'm drunk. My lack of filter makes me shake my head the next morning.
But that aside, I have plenty of pictures to share. Yes I am clothed, however I will make it up to you later. ;)
This is how mature I am. I laughed at the "River...
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So in order to celebrate my last night in Georgia, and the unexpected bonus of my best friend's hubby being promoted to an E6 we proceeded to drink. Quite a lot of liquor made it into his system and not nearly as much into mine, but I'm still feeling pretty awesome.
Unfortunately for him, he is currently puking his guts out. :(
But now my...
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It's not just interesting, it is something that I am fiercely passionate about, and I will gladly preach this every day.
Today we are going to learn about Self Water Rescue, and Drowning Prevention.
Step number 1: Wearing a Personal Floatation Device aka a life jacket. There are 5 different types of PFD's and each one has a specific job. Always wear a PFD around...
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First of all, HOLY CRAP!
Ok, now that my exclamation is out way, thank you. So much.
In the span of 48 hours I managed to gain almost 200 followers. So to all of those who are new to me, welcome and I appreciate your support.
And to everyone, thank you thank you thank you for the love and comments on my set! If you've...
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First of all I want to say how much I am in love with these homework assignments for all of us. It is an amazing window into what all these beautiful ladies think about.
My story starts sometime in high school. My best friend, aka my Pony Twin (we got our My Little Pony tattoo's together to celebrate a decade of friendship), told me point...
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I couldn't decide.
I know, I know it sounds silly, I'm told that I've got a damn fine body pretty regularly, but there are still a lot of issues floating around in my mind.
When I was a teenager, I was told all the time that I should be a model because I was tall and skinny. Not because I was pretty, but because I
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So apparently there has been a re-shuffle of the Member Review Que for sets, and now my set comes out on the 16th! That's in 11 days!
AHHHH! Talk about nerves taking a wild jump into the stratosphere, holy shit!
So look for this on the 16th!
While I quietly rock back and forth anxiously until then.
