I think my cats are trying to kill me.
Both my cats have issues with vomiting. The vets said it's nothing to really be concerned about, since one cat has hairball issues so there's vomit with the hairballs. My issue is when she tried to have a hairball this morning, on my head.
They both decided that the best place to sleep in the house was on my pillow while I am using it. It looks cute, sure, but being woken up by my cat nearly puking on me was awful. I tossed her on the floor and she ran off, only to puke up a hairball on my shirt so I could conviently step in it.
Then my OTHER cat was making some funny noises by the side of the bed. I look over to see her PROJECTILE VOMIT her cat food. It was fucking scary.
I swear they are trying to kill me.
Both my cats have issues with vomiting. The vets said it's nothing to really be concerned about, since one cat has hairball issues so there's vomit with the hairballs. My issue is when she tried to have a hairball this morning, on my head.
They both decided that the best place to sleep in the house was on my pillow while I am using it. It looks cute, sure, but being woken up by my cat nearly puking on me was awful. I tossed her on the floor and she ran off, only to puke up a hairball on my shirt so I could conviently step in it.
Then my OTHER cat was making some funny noises by the side of the bed. I look over to see her PROJECTILE VOMIT her cat food. It was fucking scary.
I swear they are trying to kill me.
user209834982:
My cat knocked a glass off my counter and shattered it at 4AM. I think she wants to hurt me.