Dear Winter,
If you would ever so kindly fuck off, that would be really great. I hate winter .. snows pretty sure, but being forced to go out in it to go to work. No Thanks. Also, since when does rain and sleet... mean you can't fucking drive. It's like moisture comes out of the sky and everyone plans it.. it's like everyone.. on three.. forget how the fuck to drive cause there's some precipitation and its gonna be a god damn Apocalypse!
It makes trips annoying and long and unsafe.. black ice has made me fall on my ass more than once that's always pleasant. I am really not looking forward to a three hour drive this weekend and next if its gonna be all shitty out I may have to skip one. Skipping Christmas weekend would suck I haven't gotten to see my grandma in like 5 months and I'm pretty big on family. Plus my cousins girlfriend is pretty bad ass and I never get to see her.
I did get most of my Christmas shopping done though. That was hell, I'm not a huge shopper so I'll get off track with random things I find interesting and completely off task. I usually walk into a store find what I want and get the fuck out. I know that sounds weird for a girl but god damn I hate to go with people that want to try everything on in every color like the way it fits will be different while there is some lady trying to shove perfume samples down your throat. Commission based stores are like the bane of my existence, I do not want to walk into a store and have 8 pairs of 100.00 jeans and some ugly rhinestone shirts thrown in my face. Chances are there were boots in the window I liked and I came in to see how ridiculously expensive they are, I do not want to try on your freaking brand new line and do not start me a damn dressing room.
Any way case and point.. I hate winter and it makes me all bitchy. At least I admit it.
If you would ever so kindly fuck off, that would be really great. I hate winter .. snows pretty sure, but being forced to go out in it to go to work. No Thanks. Also, since when does rain and sleet... mean you can't fucking drive. It's like moisture comes out of the sky and everyone plans it.. it's like everyone.. on three.. forget how the fuck to drive cause there's some precipitation and its gonna be a god damn Apocalypse!
It makes trips annoying and long and unsafe.. black ice has made me fall on my ass more than once that's always pleasant. I am really not looking forward to a three hour drive this weekend and next if its gonna be all shitty out I may have to skip one. Skipping Christmas weekend would suck I haven't gotten to see my grandma in like 5 months and I'm pretty big on family. Plus my cousins girlfriend is pretty bad ass and I never get to see her.
I did get most of my Christmas shopping done though. That was hell, I'm not a huge shopper so I'll get off track with random things I find interesting and completely off task. I usually walk into a store find what I want and get the fuck out. I know that sounds weird for a girl but god damn I hate to go with people that want to try everything on in every color like the way it fits will be different while there is some lady trying to shove perfume samples down your throat. Commission based stores are like the bane of my existence, I do not want to walk into a store and have 8 pairs of 100.00 jeans and some ugly rhinestone shirts thrown in my face. Chances are there were boots in the window I liked and I came in to see how ridiculously expensive they are, I do not want to try on your freaking brand new line and do not start me a damn dressing room.
Any way case and point.. I hate winter and it makes me all bitchy. At least I admit it.
crasey:
I live in Michigan, so I feel your pain!