I have long had a theory that my work censors gay content from the client wifi network.
My theory was based on the fact that I cannot log in to autostraddle.com while at work, even when using my personal laptop on my breaktime.
The error message says that the site is censored for "occasional, incidental nudity."
Fuck that. It's my primary news site.
So, just as an experiment? I have decided to log in to an actual Porn Site.
Porn, kids. You know what that is? Actual, constant, non-incidental nudity.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Now look at that.
I have officially visited flickr, a great host of naked photos, logged in, downloaded a naked picture of myself, saved it to my laptop, logged into this here Porn Site, and am hereby uploading said naked picture of myself to said pornsite.
But I cannot log into a lesbian website because there might, on very rare occasion be some partial nudity tucked away in the back corner of some obscure blog entry on a Sunday morning.
It is worth noting that one of the IT guys is sitting 4 feet away from me right now, staring at his phone; he has no idea why I am typing so furiously. Emphasis on the word Furious.
When are we outgrowing this stupid era of Hate again?
My theory was based on the fact that I cannot log in to autostraddle.com while at work, even when using my personal laptop on my breaktime.
The error message says that the site is censored for "occasional, incidental nudity."
Fuck that. It's my primary news site.
So, just as an experiment? I have decided to log in to an actual Porn Site.
Porn, kids. You know what that is? Actual, constant, non-incidental nudity.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Now look at that.
I have officially visited flickr, a great host of naked photos, logged in, downloaded a naked picture of myself, saved it to my laptop, logged into this here Porn Site, and am hereby uploading said naked picture of myself to said pornsite.
But I cannot log into a lesbian website because there might, on very rare occasion be some partial nudity tucked away in the back corner of some obscure blog entry on a Sunday morning.
It is worth noting that one of the IT guys is sitting 4 feet away from me right now, staring at his phone; he has no idea why I am typing so furiously. Emphasis on the word Furious.
When are we outgrowing this stupid era of Hate again?
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hysanadu:
Okay, seriously??? That's some ignorant $#@!!
elsie_caruso:
Thanks! I am hoping I love it in Portland! Have any recommendations to places to live? I have been hearing the best of SE, but I am curious if there are any neighborhoods you really like for someone with not too much cash flow lol