Long time, no porn!
First things first: Go say hello to Susuwatari. She is one of my best friends, and she's finally joined SG. The deal we made was that we'd both finally submit sets. She's got hers all queued up. Which means I have a deal to keep!
I've been pretty busy at work, and focusing my spare energy on turning myself into a superhero
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Aerial dance is kind of the best thing ever, and I'm so glad I finally got involved in it, after years of wishing. I'm not some magical dancer quite yet, but I'm amazed by how many beautiful things I can do already. I'm taking a class on silks and trapeze. Really the silks are what I'm there for....but there's a little part of me that still lingers from when I was 2 years old and all I wanted in life was to be a trapeze artist. So I feel a little like I'm honouring that little girl. Which is sweet.
I was doing pretty well with my running 3 miles a day. A friend online clued me in to a guy who was driving around the country doing guerilla 5ks....at the last minute I went on his Portland run.
It's amazing sometimes how the internet can connect perfect strangers who would otherwise never meet. I met a bunch of people that night, who are all pursuing similar superhero goals...I'm trying to keep in touch with them, and build on that enthusiasm.
But....you guys?
I sprained my vagina.
Seriously.
Your vagina is not a part you want to sprain.
You use it to sneeze.
You use it to walk.
You use it to laugh.
I never knew my vajunk was so involved in my everyday life. But with it sprained, I could hardly walk home from work. I strained my back after a few days of labia limps.
There is one great truth that I now understand:
My vagina is the source of all my power.
Boys, I seriously don't even know how you're able to stand upright without a vagina.
Anyway, long story short, I have taken a few weeks trying not to even Move. But I'm finally back to almost normal.
I can go back to scissoring. ....or whatever it is I did to sprain my bits in the first place.
So there's your semimonthly update on the state of my cooch.
I hope you found it informative.
♥♥
First things first: Go say hello to Susuwatari. She is one of my best friends, and she's finally joined SG. The deal we made was that we'd both finally submit sets. She's got hers all queued up. Which means I have a deal to keep!
I've been pretty busy at work, and focusing my spare energy on turning myself into a superhero
.Aerial dance is kind of the best thing ever, and I'm so glad I finally got involved in it, after years of wishing. I'm not some magical dancer quite yet, but I'm amazed by how many beautiful things I can do already. I'm taking a class on silks and trapeze. Really the silks are what I'm there for....but there's a little part of me that still lingers from when I was 2 years old and all I wanted in life was to be a trapeze artist. So I feel a little like I'm honouring that little girl. Which is sweet.
I was doing pretty well with my running 3 miles a day. A friend online clued me in to a guy who was driving around the country doing guerilla 5ks....at the last minute I went on his Portland run.
It's amazing sometimes how the internet can connect perfect strangers who would otherwise never meet. I met a bunch of people that night, who are all pursuing similar superhero goals...I'm trying to keep in touch with them, and build on that enthusiasm.
But....you guys?
I sprained my vagina.
Seriously.
Your vagina is not a part you want to sprain.
You use it to sneeze.
You use it to walk.
You use it to laugh.
I never knew my vajunk was so involved in my everyday life. But with it sprained, I could hardly walk home from work. I strained my back after a few days of labia limps.
There is one great truth that I now understand:
My vagina is the source of all my power.
Boys, I seriously don't even know how you're able to stand upright without a vagina.
Anyway, long story short, I have taken a few weeks trying not to even Move. But I'm finally back to almost normal.
I can go back to scissoring. ....or whatever it is I did to sprain my bits in the first place.
So there's your semimonthly update on the state of my cooch.
I hope you found it informative.
♥♥
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and yes, there will be posting of wedding pictures
"turning into a superhero"? wait,,,so what were you before?
I was studying for my Sidekick certification when I was younger and then decided to go the more advanced, Nemesis route.
it's awesome being able to master control over your own movement and turn it into an artful medium. sport and activity is as far as most people take it. to eleveate it to art is pretty special.
yeah. I don't know how us guys function without a vagina...hmmm...maybe that's why we're so often pursuing it...there's power there...and it makes it easier to walk upright...or something. hope your's is better and unsprained.