Fuck you, Dave. You know you got a big mouth. You make a close, this whole place stinks with your farts for a week - how much you just ingested. Oh, what a big man you are! Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum. I'll show you how to chew it. Whoof! Your pal closes, and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. Ooh, how fucked-up you are!
