So I had reason to yell at Lambert for being where he is not supposed to be (see illustration "A" attached). I yelled and he just gave me *the stare* so then i had to dump him off the cabinet with a certain amount of hollering. .... time passed ... around 2AM he crept into my bed and very patiently licked my hands - something he rarely does. he seemed to be apologizing for his misbehavior...he was purring and his eyes were on half-power. then, finished with the task, he looked up, looked directly into my eyes, and sank his teeth into my thumb! I considered more hollering, but also considered what else he might choose to bite and left the score as usual... humans 0 cats 1.117 million