Christmas tree,
I gotta pee,
I drank a case of PBR.
Shitty gifts,
saggy tits,
lousy food...
my mom is making out with some random dude.
I forgot to flush,
my dog shit on my tooth brush,
my ex girlfriend doesn't know when to hush.
Anal play,
no one's gay,
kick me in the balls and say hooray!
Bottle of vodka,
gallon of rum,
this shit is fucking dumb...hooray.
