oisin

(Q) In the morning it will be fine?

(A) Who are you talking to?

(Q) You, I thought?

(A) Nope you can't be talking to me, I am not here.

(Q) Oh right, for a minute there I thought I was fucking mental.

(A) It will be alright when the light comes up.

(Q) Thats good. This place is giving me the almighty creeps.

(A)...
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Are you like the painting of a sorrow, a face without a heart?

I can't stop listening to Sun Kil Moon and looking at pictures of pretty things. I have also started to read Hamlet for no good reason. I have no job at the minute which I hope to rectify but I think that is why I have come over all creative. Tomorrow I...
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Oh bum.

So I am now in the land of the jobless. I didn't get the job. The place where I work at the minute decided to get properly offended that I was even thinking about getting another job and "don't have any hours for me." I could actually care but I don't want to. I need a job ASAP though.

Cock and balls!

My...
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News Flash!

I finally kissed a girl! It has been months and I finally found a girl I wanted to kiss and she kissed me. I don't think I want to make babies or grow old with her but it was seriously fucking nice. I was almost blissing out; she thought I had emotional problems. Now on to greater things like hopefully getting laid before...
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So right yeah, the job didn't exactly fall into my lap. I am still waiting to hear if the job is mine or not. I spent Saturday night and Sunday morning drinking myself into a stupor at the Glasgowberry festival in Draperstown. I sat and had fun with these guys who were off their collective face on mushrooms. "So lads, who wants to talk about...
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Life is a weird one. I am working in a job where I am paid to take shit from customers, where I have very little responsibility and its ok, breeze in breeze out. yesterday a job fell into my lap with a more than decent salary and prospects for better in the company. What the fuck! Where did that come from. I went for my...
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Back to work, fighting fit. I am so incredibly bored. I want a girl to lick ice cream off. No. Let me rephrase that I want a girl that wants me to lick ice cream off her. Even a girl that has no perversions at all would be nice.

In other news I have decided to become a chef. I have loved cooking from an...
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Nothing to report other than my boredom. I am returning to the real world at some stage this week. Things seem a little empty. I guess I need to start filling it up with things.

Oisin.

Will some one, for fuck sake, just kiss me!

Oisin.