I did one of those Myspace survey things. I laughed.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
About 5" 10' give or take.
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2. Have you ever smoked cocaine?
Not when conscious. Are you fuckin' high???
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3. Do you have a gun in your house?
Ever played Monopoly when drinking?
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4. Ever been to Rehab?
Do you mean metaphysically or realistically?
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5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Does depression count?
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6. What do you think of your friends?
Impeccable recreators of real life.
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7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"Santa's Sucking Red Diesel"
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8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Bollinger - Or the next best thing that goes with Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.
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9. Do you do push-ups?
Only on my brithday.
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10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
Literally only in the bath.
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11. Are you vegetarian?
I am not really famous for not being.
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12. Do you like painkillers?
Pounding on your door? Breaking windows? Personal Harassment? I haven't reciently.
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13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Joop, I am told, that or chips and lots of them.
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14. Do you own a knife?
My Fathers.
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15. Do you have A.D.D.?
My love is bigger than your love, sing it!!!! I take more drugs than a touring funk band!!! Not at the momen.... sorry what was the.... you know the.... what?
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16. Date Of Birth?
8th Sepetember 1983
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17. Top 3 things running through your head?
- Oh Fuck I have to wake up soon.
- Oh Fuck I have to wake up soon and go to work.
- Oh Fuck I have to wake up soon and I might die.
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18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
- Scarly a round for my managers.
- 2 MyCodeNameIs:Milo CD's
- A Scarf
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19. Name 3 things you drink regularly
- Water (stringently. The only pure thing left in my pretty world)
- Expresso (Much to my disgust (Coffee is a gradual process (let it happen )))
- All my bad ideas (...)
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20. What time did you wake up today?
It was Sunday so... (15:47 (in work and shaved for 16:09 (impressive)))
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21. Current hair style?
Indecipherable but intune with all balding men of my age and humility.
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22. Current worry?
All sense aside: Love.
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23. Currently hate?
Cocaine fulled Boss.
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24. Favorite place to be?
In bed with a book, playing Backgammon on my phone, listening to music, all at once, untill I am kidnapped by asleep. You heard me.
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25. Least favorite place to be?
In the company of people that use situations against themselves.
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26.Where would you like to go?
Endless................... ending in Val Halla. (I will be the one mixing it up with Thor and his troop of light entertainment guys that always end up spilling your drink and never express any of the baic emotions.)
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27. Do you own slippers?
My fathers.
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28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Teaching english (MacBeth/ Far fromthe Maddening Crowd) to A.D.D Patients. (Basicly the most wonderful description of futility).
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29. Do you burn or tan?
Depends. I used to go a lighter shade of mahongony but due to many years of TV tan I tend to turn a wonderful shade ultra violet white.
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30. Last thing you ate?
If you wish to belive me.... About 12 After Eights!
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31. Would you be a pirate?
Civilised society is so much further on I would indeed have a rum and coke if you are asking. Then they made me their chief!
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32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Don't get me started. (about 17.5 minutes ago)
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33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Tom Waits is the only thing that makes my feet vibrate the way i like it.
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34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Bats. An active imagination and a passion for Nosferatu made me wet the bed.
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35. What's your favorite sport?
I really hate to mention it but a wet t=shirt competation is the only thing that can get me fired up these days.
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36. Last thing that made you laugh?
My bee joke. Just ask me... its not that good.
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37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I had Rambo sheets.... and Rainbow Bright curtians? Does anyone wonder why my favourite dispostion is confussed?
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38. Worst injury you've ever had?
My over-sense of consciousness.
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40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
If you want to get into that you will need a notepad, pen and probably a psycholigist.
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41. Who is your loudest friend?
Davey, David and Dave my favourite cousin.
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42. Who is your most silent friend?
Humphry... He is after all a stuffed dog.
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43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Vainity insists I do, otherwise I would never get dressed.
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44. Do you wish on stars?
Stars are the only thing of beauty I get to see these days so it only natural I prey on them.
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45. What is your favorite book?
The entire works of Douglas Adams. I mean the entire works of that man.
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46. What is your favorite candy?
I have no choice: After Eights.
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47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
McLusky - To Hell With Good Intentions.
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48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Come on up to the House - Tom Waits
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49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Serving the Fucking, Gobshitey, Primal, Doore, Simple, Rejets that were the wedding party I was left with in the bar.
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50. Do you love someone?
The world is not my own, I am just passing through.
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1. How tall are you barefoot?
About 5" 10' give or take.
------------------------------------------------------
2. Have you ever smoked cocaine?
Not when conscious. Are you fuckin' high???
------------------------------------------------------
3. Do you have a gun in your house?
Ever played Monopoly when drinking?
------------------------------------------------------
4. Ever been to Rehab?
Do you mean metaphysically or realistically?
------------------------------------------------------
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Does depression count?
------------------------------------------------------
6. What do you think of your friends?
Impeccable recreators of real life.
------------------------------------------------------
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"Santa's Sucking Red Diesel"
------------------------------------------------------
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Bollinger - Or the next best thing that goes with Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.
------------------------------------------------------
9. Do you do push-ups?
Only on my brithday.
------------------------------------------------------
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
Literally only in the bath.
------------------------------------------------------
11. Are you vegetarian?
I am not really famous for not being.
------------------------------------------------------
12. Do you like painkillers?
Pounding on your door? Breaking windows? Personal Harassment? I haven't reciently.
------------------------------------------------------
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Joop, I am told, that or chips and lots of them.
------------------------------------------------------
14. Do you own a knife?
My Fathers.
------------------------------------------------------
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
My love is bigger than your love, sing it!!!! I take more drugs than a touring funk band!!! Not at the momen.... sorry what was the.... you know the.... what?
------------------------------------------------------
16. Date Of Birth?
8th Sepetember 1983
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17. Top 3 things running through your head?
- Oh Fuck I have to wake up soon.
- Oh Fuck I have to wake up soon and go to work.
- Oh Fuck I have to wake up soon and I might die.
------------------------------------------------------
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
- Scarly a round for my managers.
- 2 MyCodeNameIs:Milo CD's
- A Scarf
------------------------------------------------------
19. Name 3 things you drink regularly
- Water (stringently. The only pure thing left in my pretty world)
- Expresso (Much to my disgust (Coffee is a gradual process (let it happen )))
- All my bad ideas (...)
------------------------------------------------------
20. What time did you wake up today?
It was Sunday so... (15:47 (in work and shaved for 16:09 (impressive)))
------------------------------------------------------
21. Current hair style?
Indecipherable but intune with all balding men of my age and humility.
------------------------------------------------------
22. Current worry?
All sense aside: Love.
------------------------------------------------------
23. Currently hate?
Cocaine fulled Boss.
------------------------------------------------------
24. Favorite place to be?
In bed with a book, playing Backgammon on my phone, listening to music, all at once, untill I am kidnapped by asleep. You heard me.
------------------------------------------------------
25. Least favorite place to be?
In the company of people that use situations against themselves.
------------------------------------------------------
26.Where would you like to go?
Endless................... ending in Val Halla. (I will be the one mixing it up with Thor and his troop of light entertainment guys that always end up spilling your drink and never express any of the baic emotions.)
------------------------------------------------------
27. Do you own slippers?
My fathers.
------------------------------------------------------
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Teaching english (MacBeth/ Far fromthe Maddening Crowd) to A.D.D Patients. (Basicly the most wonderful description of futility).
------------------------------------------------------
29. Do you burn or tan?
Depends. I used to go a lighter shade of mahongony but due to many years of TV tan I tend to turn a wonderful shade ultra violet white.
------------------------------------------------------
30. Last thing you ate?
If you wish to belive me.... About 12 After Eights!
------------------------------------------------------
31. Would you be a pirate?
Civilised society is so much further on I would indeed have a rum and coke if you are asking. Then they made me their chief!
------------------------------------------------------
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Don't get me started. (about 17.5 minutes ago)
------------------------------------------------------
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Tom Waits is the only thing that makes my feet vibrate the way i like it.
------------------------------------------------------
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Bats. An active imagination and a passion for Nosferatu made me wet the bed.
------------------------------------------------------
35. What's your favorite sport?
I really hate to mention it but a wet t=shirt competation is the only thing that can get me fired up these days.
------------------------------------------------------
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
My bee joke. Just ask me... its not that good.
------------------------------------------------------
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
I had Rambo sheets.... and Rainbow Bright curtians? Does anyone wonder why my favourite dispostion is confussed?
------------------------------------------------------
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
My over-sense of consciousness.
------------------------------------------------------
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
If you want to get into that you will need a notepad, pen and probably a psycholigist.
------------------------------------------------------
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Davey, David and Dave my favourite cousin.
------------------------------------------------------
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Humphry... He is after all a stuffed dog.
------------------------------------------------------
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Vainity insists I do, otherwise I would never get dressed.
------------------------------------------------------
44. Do you wish on stars?
Stars are the only thing of beauty I get to see these days so it only natural I prey on them.
------------------------------------------------------
45. What is your favorite book?
The entire works of Douglas Adams. I mean the entire works of that man.
------------------------------------------------------
46. What is your favorite candy?
I have no choice: After Eights.
------------------------------------------------------
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
McLusky - To Hell With Good Intentions.
------------------------------------------------------
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Come on up to the House - Tom Waits
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49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Serving the Fucking, Gobshitey, Primal, Doore, Simple, Rejets that were the wedding party I was left with in the bar.
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50. Do you love someone?
The world is not my own, I am just passing through.
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VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
jeseryn:
Cool! I love the whole "feet vibrating" thing 
*HUG*
*HUG* 
cosmia:
I seen that already!