Baku.
Jesus I have had withdrawal from not being on line. It came in the form of insomnia, well mannered behavior, turning up early for work and other very strange traits. I miss all you guys and I am well chuffed I broke my message record with a whopping 11 messages. Get in there.
Still no kiss but there is a extremely cute waitress I work with. Her name is Ivana. She is Slovenian. She dropped me with one look. Although I have a sever phobia of going out with people I work with, it, in fact brings me down with a case of the screaming HeeeBeee GeesBeee's. Same goes for extremely sexy nymphet housemates that get you to continually massage moisturiser into their backs. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?!
Someone slap me!
So has everyone got themselves geared up for the Belfast meet? I think I will be kipping in a mates house that night so I might be able to offer a spare sofa if anyone is stuck.
Pavlova or Banoffee?
Oisin.
Jesus I have had withdrawal from not being on line. It came in the form of insomnia, well mannered behavior, turning up early for work and other very strange traits. I miss all you guys and I am well chuffed I broke my message record with a whopping 11 messages. Get in there.
Still no kiss but there is a extremely cute waitress I work with. Her name is Ivana. She is Slovenian. She dropped me with one look. Although I have a sever phobia of going out with people I work with, it, in fact brings me down with a case of the screaming HeeeBeee GeesBeee's. Same goes for extremely sexy nymphet housemates that get you to continually massage moisturiser into their backs. What the fuck is wrong with me?!?!
Someone slap me!
So has everyone got themselves geared up for the Belfast meet? I think I will be kipping in a mates house that night so I might be able to offer a spare sofa if anyone is stuck.
Pavlova or Banoffee?
Oisin.
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How do I know you wouldn't cheat though, you can buy banoffee sauce in jars in Tesco!