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In honor of valentines day....a few notes on love, sex, and relationships...


1) After my last recent love/heart disaster, I am even less inclined to exclusively date anyone at the moment. Time to have fun again, and just be me.

2) ladies, seriously...stop complaining about a guy lasting 2 minutes when you refuse to do foreplay and get him off before the sex. if you take some time before to please him and make sure he releases, then he is bound to last longer later on! I mean, id expect this to be common sense, since girls love to complain about how guys don't do enough foreplay on them....but then they go and ignore the foreplay on the guy!

3) what is it about people picking uglier people than you to go out with? and it's not even about "good personality" bs, because these people are fucking assholes! haha

4) i have a lot of valentines day candy left over (no chocolate....i hate chocolate!) so if anyone wants to help me with it....let me know!

5) im too tired to continue this and try to make sense, and be witty...so...fuck relationships, at the moment! =]