ohsoeuro

My name isnt hard to pronounce is it? NO it is not. Its only 4 fucking letters! I've always had the problem of when people used to ask me my name I would say Joel(Jole) but they would be like "oh Joe" and I would be like "NO JoeL". I got sick of always doing that so I would just tell people my name was Joe. Now that started another problem. People started to call me Joseph assuming that joe was short for that and then people would always ask who Joel was when they would see it written down somewhere like at my job and some friends who didnt know. Then they would be all surprised and be like oh I didnt know your name was Joel...blah blah blah. Since then I started pronouncing my name as Joe-Well to clear things up and make sure the L part was well heard, and now people go "oh so its Joel (Jole)" and then I wanna choke them. And then on top of that my family and some friends call me Joey. Aw shit whats my name now!?