Here's a brief rundown of the first Homeland Security Model Rocket Launch:
1. Launched the PBR can. It spun out of control and went about 20 feet high.
2. Launched a rocket into rooskie territory. Hit a soccer coach in the head. Recovered successfully.
3. Launched the assram. Spectacular and loud. Caught in my hand upon re-entry.
4. Launched the 'secret weapon'. It worked pretty good for a butt plug.
5. Moses launched his snap-together rocket which exploded into three pieces. He got it back together and launched it again, when it then broke into six pieces. Casualty of war.
6. Launched the rocket that went into rooskie territory again. This time the nose cone exploded off the top of it and the rocket came down, but the parachute was attached to the nose cone and it floated about a mile away from us into rooskie territory before we finally gave up chasing it down. Casualty of war.
7. Launched the rocket with no nose cone. It spun wildly out of control and almost hit someone in the head.
8. Troops drank some beers and rolled out to Donnie and Marci's house for a tofu-BBQ.
Despite losing some parts to the terrorists, we were pretty successful at defending our country. The best thing that happened is that the sex shop girl who sold us the butt plug wants to get us on her TV show.
1. Launched the PBR can. It spun out of control and went about 20 feet high.
2. Launched a rocket into rooskie territory. Hit a soccer coach in the head. Recovered successfully.
3. Launched the assram. Spectacular and loud. Caught in my hand upon re-entry.
4. Launched the 'secret weapon'. It worked pretty good for a butt plug.
5. Moses launched his snap-together rocket which exploded into three pieces. He got it back together and launched it again, when it then broke into six pieces. Casualty of war.
6. Launched the rocket that went into rooskie territory again. This time the nose cone exploded off the top of it and the rocket came down, but the parachute was attached to the nose cone and it floated about a mile away from us into rooskie territory before we finally gave up chasing it down. Casualty of war.
7. Launched the rocket with no nose cone. It spun wildly out of control and almost hit someone in the head.
8. Troops drank some beers and rolled out to Donnie and Marci's house for a tofu-BBQ.
Despite losing some parts to the terrorists, we were pretty successful at defending our country. The best thing that happened is that the sex shop girl who sold us the butt plug wants to get us on her TV show.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
fixedordie:
hey dan weve been in reno for a couple days we caught the nevada city criterium and then the reno messenger race which entered and got 5th out of like ten in. your bike has been holding up well but marcy broke his crank arm in the middle of nowhere. write us back man its lonely out in the desert.
ohmygato2000:
In BC for a week.