Hopefully within the next 30 days or so, I will once again be saying a fond "Eat my fucking shit" to the inescapable black hole that is New Jersey. Something about being here has always brought my mood down and made me a generally more awful person. Shorter tempered, drink heavier, more self destructive. So this time there should never come a day when I will have to return to residency here for any possible reason. Never ever again! Fuck you for the (bad) memories, Jersey! May you burn in hell.
