omg...someone please come shoot me. Please? They have been testing our fire alarm system at work for the past 18 minutes. That's right. 18 minutes of fire-alarm. I have sensitive ears you assholes! Turn that shit off! They CLEARLY work. If it weren't so goddamn early, I'd go to lunch just to get away from that noise.
Seriously...is it Friday at noon yet? Because that's when I'm leaving work for the week. I will be off to Mohican for some camping fun-ness. Hopefully this time I will not return with poison ivy on my ass. The last time I went fishing with these guys I had to sit on a steep embankment, so I braced myself with my legs on 2 trees, and sat right in a great big pile of poison ivy with low-rise jeans on. Yes...I know what it looks like, and yes...I know I am not supposed to sit in it. I was just mentally challenged that day. I don't even know why I pretend we're camping seriously..."camping" = drinking, being way too loud, lighting shit on fire, and possible nudity. When I do finally go on my lunch break, I will have to stop and pick up some "supplies". (And by supplies, I mean beer, bug spray, and possibly an air mattress). Haha. I will be taking my camera, so I will share the insanity when I get back.
The fire alarms went off a few minutes ago. I have no idea if they'll stay off, but my sanity is slowly returning.
My mom is taking me to The Steer Barn for my birthday on the 21st. Yes, that is 2 weeks away. And yes, I am excited enough about a steak to be telling all of you 2 weeks in advance. Seriously...for the BEST piece of bloody moo-cow in the state of Ohio, you have to go there. Their prime rib makes me orgasm. There is also some kind of present involved. Mom is excited about the present...and when she gets excited, that means it's something completely kick-ass. I am like a little kid. I am now trying to guess what it is. When I was younger and bored at work, we used to make up Wish-Lists. They usually said dumb things like "Ashleigh wishes she could hump Keven in the walk-in color". Here is my "grown-up" wishlist...
- I wish I had a Diamond Laser 5000 Bandsaw with Water Pump System so I stop breaking all my nails off on my glass grinder. (It's a glass saw...for stained-glassin'!!)
- I wish I had a new laptop. Seriously...the one I have now is 4 years old and threatens to spontaneously combust everytime I turn it on.
- I wish a new car would magically appear...I am not picky...at this point, I would take a Neon. The Grand Am is starting to hate me. She now shakes whenever I go over 70MPH.
- I wish my college loans were paid off. Having that $25K off my back would really thrill me.
- I wish a stranger would come up to me on the street and say "Hey - I'll go buy you ANY tattoo you want right now." My phoenix piece would be on me faster than the stranger could blink.
- I wish all the guys from college would come into town for my birthday, but they suck, and they won't.
- I wish I had a MUCH better wardrobe. If a genie popped out of a bottle right now, I would request 3 days in Chicago or NYC with unlimited funds for shopping. The damage I could do would be mind-blowing. Blahniks, anyone?
- I wish I had the money OR the knowledge to expand my kitchen. My "triangle" (the space between your stove, sink and fridge) is only like 8ft...it SHOULD be 12 or more.
- I wish I could spend an entire weekend naked and having sex...no laundry to do, no food to cook, nothing to do except roll around nekkid. This is probably the most attainable on my list, but not when boyfriend has a daughter and I don't have time to do chores during the week and blah.
Why don't you all write me YOUR wishlists? It'll amuse me.
Ok. I am going on my lunch break now before the fire alarms start up again...
Seriously...is it Friday at noon yet? Because that's when I'm leaving work for the week. I will be off to Mohican for some camping fun-ness. Hopefully this time I will not return with poison ivy on my ass. The last time I went fishing with these guys I had to sit on a steep embankment, so I braced myself with my legs on 2 trees, and sat right in a great big pile of poison ivy with low-rise jeans on. Yes...I know what it looks like, and yes...I know I am not supposed to sit in it. I was just mentally challenged that day. I don't even know why I pretend we're camping seriously..."camping" = drinking, being way too loud, lighting shit on fire, and possible nudity. When I do finally go on my lunch break, I will have to stop and pick up some "supplies". (And by supplies, I mean beer, bug spray, and possibly an air mattress). Haha. I will be taking my camera, so I will share the insanity when I get back.
The fire alarms went off a few minutes ago. I have no idea if they'll stay off, but my sanity is slowly returning.
My mom is taking me to The Steer Barn for my birthday on the 21st. Yes, that is 2 weeks away. And yes, I am excited enough about a steak to be telling all of you 2 weeks in advance. Seriously...for the BEST piece of bloody moo-cow in the state of Ohio, you have to go there. Their prime rib makes me orgasm. There is also some kind of present involved. Mom is excited about the present...and when she gets excited, that means it's something completely kick-ass. I am like a little kid. I am now trying to guess what it is. When I was younger and bored at work, we used to make up Wish-Lists. They usually said dumb things like "Ashleigh wishes she could hump Keven in the walk-in color". Here is my "grown-up" wishlist...
- I wish I had a Diamond Laser 5000 Bandsaw with Water Pump System so I stop breaking all my nails off on my glass grinder. (It's a glass saw...for stained-glassin'!!)
- I wish I had a new laptop. Seriously...the one I have now is 4 years old and threatens to spontaneously combust everytime I turn it on.
- I wish a new car would magically appear...I am not picky...at this point, I would take a Neon. The Grand Am is starting to hate me. She now shakes whenever I go over 70MPH.
- I wish my college loans were paid off. Having that $25K off my back would really thrill me.
- I wish a stranger would come up to me on the street and say "Hey - I'll go buy you ANY tattoo you want right now." My phoenix piece would be on me faster than the stranger could blink.
- I wish all the guys from college would come into town for my birthday, but they suck, and they won't.
- I wish I had a MUCH better wardrobe. If a genie popped out of a bottle right now, I would request 3 days in Chicago or NYC with unlimited funds for shopping. The damage I could do would be mind-blowing. Blahniks, anyone?
- I wish I had the money OR the knowledge to expand my kitchen. My "triangle" (the space between your stove, sink and fridge) is only like 8ft...it SHOULD be 12 or more.
- I wish I could spend an entire weekend naked and having sex...no laundry to do, no food to cook, nothing to do except roll around nekkid. This is probably the most attainable on my list, but not when boyfriend has a daughter and I don't have time to do chores during the week and blah.
Why don't you all write me YOUR wishlists? It'll amuse me.
Ok. I am going on my lunch break now before the fire alarms start up again...
i wish this bought of happiness and good things i am going through continues. no material posession could make me feel this good.