You tend to lose yer mind faster, the closer you try to perfect something.
The instant you feel you are on the spot, and you need to perform to please, you go nuts.
Some of the guys had challeneged me over the past couple years.
See, not only am I a diner whore, I have a far worse affliction.
Pop Culture. Anything regarding music, movies, art, books. You name it. I have this wealth of useless knowledge that will NEVER get me any form of career.
So, as I continue on to my invisible audience....
Anyway, over a year ago, I was asked about movies. I was asked to make a list of 100 movies. Not just any 100 movies to come to mind, but more specifically, the top 100 movies.
Thankfully it is in no particular order, otherwise I would really of been fucked.
Basically this list, should be given to anyone that ever claimed they liked movies. This is the list that people who appreciate film would be able to appreciate.
I'm turning a really short story into a long drawn out piece of shit.
Thankfully, no one reads this. If they do, they read in silence.
Moving on.
Music and Film seem to be my fortay when it comes to pop culture.
Someone who knows me, remembered this. So there was another challenge.
The Definitive Music Collection.
Everything from Foreign, to Rap, to Country.
Nothing can be left out. Nothing can be looked over. I have to actually turn off the whole personal opinion thing.
This has to appeal to the masses. Even the masses that stay underground.
Unsigned Bands, to ZZ Top.
There's a lot of pressure under this one.
The idea was just thrown at me last week. Normally I wouldn't worry too much, but then again I was given a time limit.
I had one week of prep work.
I get 4 hours to shop at four different stores.
2 hours at Rolling Stone Records.
1 Hour at Virgin Mega Store
30 mins at Best Buy
30 mins at Borders.
This isn't going to be easy. I have to time everything perfectly. Start in the A section and work my way through.
It's going to be uninterrupted. I plan on leaving my phone at home, or at least off. I'm getting dropped off, and I have to go to the purchase counter as soon as they come back. I can't even pick anything up on the way from when I see them.
You have no idea how lame this really sounds.
Wait, if you just read it, you know how lame it sounds.
This is going to cost over a grand. I know it.
I already have about 200 cds that would fit into this challenge. So hopefully it wont be too hard.
I did cheat a tad however. I bought about 20 cds today that I knew would go into it.
Im a Diner Whore, a Pop Whore, a CD Whore.
Im just a fucking whore man.
On that note, I sleep now.
Trying to get a pic of me up, but alas, I am not only a whore, I am retarded.
Retarded Whores, almost as fascinating as the idea of Ninja Pirates.
Which reminds me, I wrote a script for the new Jurassic Park. It has a lot to do with absolutely nothing that remotely resembles Jurassic Park.
In fact, it's about fairies.
The instant you feel you are on the spot, and you need to perform to please, you go nuts.
Some of the guys had challeneged me over the past couple years.
See, not only am I a diner whore, I have a far worse affliction.
Pop Culture. Anything regarding music, movies, art, books. You name it. I have this wealth of useless knowledge that will NEVER get me any form of career.
So, as I continue on to my invisible audience....
Anyway, over a year ago, I was asked about movies. I was asked to make a list of 100 movies. Not just any 100 movies to come to mind, but more specifically, the top 100 movies.
Thankfully it is in no particular order, otherwise I would really of been fucked.
Basically this list, should be given to anyone that ever claimed they liked movies. This is the list that people who appreciate film would be able to appreciate.
I'm turning a really short story into a long drawn out piece of shit.
Thankfully, no one reads this. If they do, they read in silence.
Moving on.
Music and Film seem to be my fortay when it comes to pop culture.
Someone who knows me, remembered this. So there was another challenge.
The Definitive Music Collection.
Everything from Foreign, to Rap, to Country.
Nothing can be left out. Nothing can be looked over. I have to actually turn off the whole personal opinion thing.
This has to appeal to the masses. Even the masses that stay underground.
Unsigned Bands, to ZZ Top.
There's a lot of pressure under this one.
The idea was just thrown at me last week. Normally I wouldn't worry too much, but then again I was given a time limit.
I had one week of prep work.
I get 4 hours to shop at four different stores.
2 hours at Rolling Stone Records.
1 Hour at Virgin Mega Store
30 mins at Best Buy
30 mins at Borders.
This isn't going to be easy. I have to time everything perfectly. Start in the A section and work my way through.
It's going to be uninterrupted. I plan on leaving my phone at home, or at least off. I'm getting dropped off, and I have to go to the purchase counter as soon as they come back. I can't even pick anything up on the way from when I see them.
You have no idea how lame this really sounds.
Wait, if you just read it, you know how lame it sounds.
This is going to cost over a grand. I know it.
I already have about 200 cds that would fit into this challenge. So hopefully it wont be too hard.
I did cheat a tad however. I bought about 20 cds today that I knew would go into it.
Im a Diner Whore, a Pop Whore, a CD Whore.
Im just a fucking whore man.
On that note, I sleep now.
Trying to get a pic of me up, but alas, I am not only a whore, I am retarded.
Retarded Whores, almost as fascinating as the idea of Ninja Pirates.
Which reminds me, I wrote a script for the new Jurassic Park. It has a lot to do with absolutely nothing that remotely resembles Jurassic Park.
In fact, it's about fairies.