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Look, I know life may seem unfair. There are a lot of things that don't make sense. You may even feel like you and life are playing a game, and the moment you get a winning hand you find out you've been playing monopoly the whole time and life owns every single thing, including the free parking and pass go space.

But remember, leeches get parasitic worms that slowly kill them from the inside, and that's pretty hilarious.