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I went to the casino on Saturday night. Some lady in the toilets gave me $50. Craziness. Who does that?? Unless I won like a bajillion dollars I still wouldn't give money away. Cept maybe a charity like "save the gay baby whales" or something (thats on a movie or tv show or something... but i cant think what..)

So yeah. Weekend was pretty averagely eventful. Was standing at the bar on sat nite aswell and I had a friggen asthma attack. And i'm not asthmatic. It was mental, I couldn't breathe at all and I nearly passed out. Some gross dude helped me outside (cos everyone else fucken deserted me as usual) and as soon as I could breathe again I was outta there. If one more loser drunk dude ever asks me "ugh..durr.. what does your tattoo mean?" Im just gonna say "it means FUCK YOU ASSHOLE" and smash their penis or something. dickwads.

I went on a rather pleasant picnic with my most wonderfullest best friend Midna and our other brilliant lotto master friend Lauren. And we ate chicken. and talked about boobs. and nosefied dogdip. good times.

Some assjockey asked me for the time today and I told them, then they go "uh no it isnt, your watch is too fast"... WHAT THE FUCK.