I am having a garage sale out of my room, some featured sale items include:
- a starfish pilow thats not quite a starfish as I made it myself
- an orange street cone thing with tinsel on it and the inscription 'daz luvs chloe'. I have yet to find out who daz and chloe are.
- a jar of odd earings/paperclips/bobbypins/one ring with a whistle on it.
- a bottle of spirits with every imaginable type of dregs of other drinks in it. Im scared to undo the lid.
- a pile of hare krishna books that i get given for free every time i walk thru northbridge and get accosted by a man wearing a bedsheet.
hurry now, stocks are limited on all items. discount for people who do a jig before purchasing said items.
- a starfish pilow thats not quite a starfish as I made it myself
- an orange street cone thing with tinsel on it and the inscription 'daz luvs chloe'. I have yet to find out who daz and chloe are.
- a jar of odd earings/paperclips/bobbypins/one ring with a whistle on it.
- a bottle of spirits with every imaginable type of dregs of other drinks in it. Im scared to undo the lid.
- a pile of hare krishna books that i get given for free every time i walk thru northbridge and get accosted by a man wearing a bedsheet.
hurry now, stocks are limited on all items. discount for people who do a jig before purchasing said items.
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johnnyxmurder:
dude im call ing the bottle of booze*jigging* and i will take that discount thank you very much.
chowza:
Oh man....I have dibs on the hare krishna books! You better bring them on Saturday!