Crash count for the day? 5, yes FIVE fucking times. I'm so jealous, the rm's ass out asleep, and this fucking hate-box gets more sleep then I do. oooooooo so this is what the bright thingy in the sky looks like before noon.
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By the way, you are hitting all the right spots.
xo
another joke for you...
whats worse than a male chauvenist pig?
a bitch who won't do what she's told!
i've got jokes that are guarenteed to offend just about anyone! i don't like taking things to seriously, so that's cool. but i have to remember others do! i've got foot in the joke mouth disease!
xo