Copied from Allie's journal:
1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
- Yep, and I figure to be doing so for the next few decades.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
- Build a house out of plastic spoons.
3.What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
- Whatever my parents listened to. At the time shit like Journey, REO Speedwagon (yes, I realize this is legally considered child abuse in some states)
4.What is the best thing about your current job?
- Doing nothing
5.Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class?
- Nah, if it were a required class I would have slept through it.
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
- It should be everyone's basic human right to love/fuck/marry whomever they choose.
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
- I've been on a date of sorts for the past month damn near.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
- I'm currently on vacation.
9. Quote a song lyric:
- "I've got this sharp piece of science, and I can't see the soft underbelly of the sky above me"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
- Most of my friends are fairly new and still within their warrenty date
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
- No, my apartment's barely furnished as it is.
12. Do you like your parents?
- They've spotted me a few hundred over the past month, so I have to like them.
13. Do you still live with them?
- No, and the thought that I may move back in with them soon pains me.
14. What state/country are you from?
- A state of bewilderment
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
- It was about my fianc's cat's retarded meow
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
- With Jen, spending some much needed time alone........until my parents, or friends who come over without calling knock on the front door
17. What is your favorite smell?
- That dusty smell when I turn up the furnace for the first time in months. Sure the smell itself sucks, but it means that it's time for cold weather, I'll take the cold over summer anytime.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
- I'm bi- a lot of things but polar is not one of them.
..........wait a minute, did I just say that?
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment? - 10:19 PM, tempreture, ehh...dunno.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers? - No.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
- No.
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
- No.
24. Have you ever Toilet Papered someone's house?
- No
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
- Uhhh, probably.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
- No, the great outdoors can kiss my ass.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
- Since I don't have a brother I'll substitute my sister instead - No.
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach? No, but i would love to be nude on a beach with Jen.
29. Have you ever drank jack daniels?
- Yes, quite frankly it's horrible tasting.
30. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
- No, and I've not had the drink ether.
31. Have you ever had a stalker?
- No, but I cyber-stalked someone for over a year. She's agreed to marry me just so I'll stop.
32. Have you ever been in love?
- Yep, currently am.
33. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- No, I have never dipped skinnys.
34. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
- Yep
35. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one? - No. Come on, everybody else is doing it.....
36. Have you ever been cheated on?
- Apparently it's not cheating if she says she's going to her cousins house.
37. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
- Yeah, though we weren't myspace friends until afterward.
38. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
- No, don't think I ever will ether.
39. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped? - What the motherfuckin' fuck?
40. Have you ever lied to your parents?
- It's not a lie if you believe it to be true
41. Have you ever been out of the US?
- No
42. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
- I'd say lifting beer bottles all night counts, so yes.
43. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight? - No, though some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
44. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? - Probably, I can't remember the last time I ate 3 meals in one day though.
45. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on? - Luckily no
46. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
- Not really.
47. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
- Ewwwwww, my co-workers have been 60 year old librarians, hell no.
48. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
- My fianc is my best friend, so yes, many times.
1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
- Yep, and I figure to be doing so for the next few decades.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
- Build a house out of plastic spoons.
3.What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
- Whatever my parents listened to. At the time shit like Journey, REO Speedwagon (yes, I realize this is legally considered child abuse in some states)
4.What is the best thing about your current job?
- Doing nothing
5.Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class?
- Nah, if it were a required class I would have slept through it.
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
- It should be everyone's basic human right to love/fuck/marry whomever they choose.
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
- I've been on a date of sorts for the past month damn near.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
- I'm currently on vacation.
9. Quote a song lyric:
- "I've got this sharp piece of science, and I can't see the soft underbelly of the sky above me"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
- Most of my friends are fairly new and still within their warrenty date
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
- No, my apartment's barely furnished as it is.
12. Do you like your parents?
- They've spotted me a few hundred over the past month, so I have to like them.
13. Do you still live with them?
- No, and the thought that I may move back in with them soon pains me.
14. What state/country are you from?
- A state of bewilderment
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
- It was about my fianc's cat's retarded meow
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
- With Jen, spending some much needed time alone........until my parents, or friends who come over without calling knock on the front door
17. What is your favorite smell?
- That dusty smell when I turn up the furnace for the first time in months. Sure the smell itself sucks, but it means that it's time for cold weather, I'll take the cold over summer anytime.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
- I'm bi- a lot of things but polar is not one of them.
..........wait a minute, did I just say that?
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment? - 10:19 PM, tempreture, ehh...dunno.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers? - No.
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
- No.
23. Have you ever Played Spin the Bottle?
- No.
24. Have you ever Toilet Papered someone's house?
- No
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
- Uhhh, probably.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
- No, the great outdoors can kiss my ass.
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother's friend?
- Since I don't have a brother I'll substitute my sister instead - No.
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach? No, but i would love to be nude on a beach with Jen.
29. Have you ever drank jack daniels?
- Yes, quite frankly it's horrible tasting.
30. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
- No, and I've not had the drink ether.
31. Have you ever had a stalker?
- No, but I cyber-stalked someone for over a year. She's agreed to marry me just so I'll stop.
32. Have you ever been in love?
- Yep, currently am.
33. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
- No, I have never dipped skinnys.
34. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
- Yep
35. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one? - No. Come on, everybody else is doing it.....
36. Have you ever been cheated on?
- Apparently it's not cheating if she says she's going to her cousins house.
37. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
- Yeah, though we weren't myspace friends until afterward.
38. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
- No, don't think I ever will ether.
39. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped? - What the motherfuckin' fuck?
40. Have you ever lied to your parents?
- It's not a lie if you believe it to be true
41. Have you ever been out of the US?
- No
42. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
- I'd say lifting beer bottles all night counts, so yes.
43. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight? - No, though some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
44. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day? - Probably, I can't remember the last time I ate 3 meals in one day though.
45. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on? - Luckily no
46. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
- Not really.
47. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
- Ewwwwww, my co-workers have been 60 year old librarians, hell no.
48. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
- My fianc is my best friend, so yes, many times.
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