Tuesday Oct 09, 2007

0
Just in case any of you are wondering I am happy.

I'm happy because I have found an amazing invention.

Strawberry Cheesecake lube.

Its like there is a wonderfully smelling bakery in my pants.
swindy:
Seriously one he best journals I have read it a long time...and by best one of the funniest...I wonder why I just didn't say funniest....Oh well...

More Blogs

  • 2

    Sunday Jan 25, 2009

    I feel....different, and enthused. I don't really know what to make …
  • 2

    Friday Jan 16, 2009

    I don't really feel like I'm doing all that much. I'm not at all r…
  • 1

    Saturday Nov 22, 2008

    My hatred for university has reached entirely new levels, or the stup…
  • 1

    Monday Nov 17, 2008

    I go on a couple of dates with a girl, we have a good time, but there…
  • 1

    Friday Nov 14, 2008

    Fuckin eh! I beat my way through the crowd of people and grabbed o…
  • 1

    Tuesday Nov 11, 2008

    I have a spare Nine Inch Nails ticket for this friday in Hamilton. A…
  • 1

    Tuesday Oct 21, 2008

    I want to get a tattoo done. I have a pretty clear idea for it, anyo…
  • 0

    Sunday Sep 14, 2008

    No more fucking feeling sorry for myself. I'm back on track, thank g…
  • 0

    Saturday Sep 13, 2008

    So I'm feeling horrible. I can't shake this feeling of loneliness …
  • 1

    Saturday Aug 30, 2008

    Well, after a year and a half I am single. Her doing not mine. I …