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When you are seated next to a lady,
you should be only POLITE during the first course;
you may be GALLANT in the second;
but you must not be TENDER till the dessert.


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Less than one month left for my subscription here...
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I revel in the fact that my musical tastes let me fork over $5 for six amazing bands in one night.
moonlil:
Thank you very much for the comment!
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-Albert Einstein
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Last night, I lost my "Go-on-a-date-with-a-girl-who-owns-a-gun" cherry.
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Dear cats,

The bamboo is not a snack. Or a meal.

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I just uploaded some pictures of Ryan Adams. Yes, that Ryan Adams. And yes, it's real. Enjoy!
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It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
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Gay boys and their drama. Leave me outta that shit, man. I got enough on my plate as it is, AND I told you I wouldn't be around this weekend.
clio:
yes!