a girl for everyone
i have two fake teeth with a meatball for a brain
I think I want a cheeseburger. Why am I so obsessed with naked woman and cheeseburgers? Why do I want to make love to Ronald McDonald? Dear Diary, please help me! If you were a cheeseburger, I would fuck you then eat you.
Dear Sir,
You must forgive me, for neglecting to write. I have not been well, and further I have nothing to say.
You must forgive me, for neglecting to write. I have not been well, and further I have nothing to say.
melitta:
that is my favorite Dostojevskij book... thats simply the best book on earth...
poopy on da booby
Ocean Man just ate an old hamburger which he probably shouldn't have eaten. He is hallucinating now, and he is seeing a vision of God. God is a giant hamburger with googly eyes. The hamburgerler the Devil. Ocean Man losing his mind. Ketchup oozing from lips. Eyes rolling back in head. Your robe under the carpet. And you in my bed. Sweet preset of the...
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ovida:
I've only played Tenchu (ninja rooftop-killing game 
) at my buddy's house. I steal all her games since she's less-poor than I. Muwahaaa! Fun game though.
) at my buddy's house. I steal all her games since she's less-poor than I. Muwahaaa! Fun game though. At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing ever since.
(From "The Secret Life of Salvador Dali")
(From "The Secret Life of Salvador Dali")
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bathory:
thank you.
bathory:
btw: Elliott is my kitten