I am clearly the worst person alive. Enjoy!
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hello_jenny:
You kind of knew I did? Oh and how did you know that?
obnoxious99:
youa re hot
gayballs:
did you throw up on your car?
gayballs:
uhh
sometime in june
sometime in june
gayballs:
me. definitely. I didn't even give the new one a shot.
ladycakes:
Sweet drums.
obnoxious99:
they aren't tamas though and that ain't me.
I finally get what TGIFF means. That's right 2 f's. This week sucked a mean dick.
I am ready to join the club of endless fucks who hate their jobs. How did it come to this? My roomate was watching Grey's Anatomy and I figured I might as well watch it since the Comcast bill is really irritating lately. I walked away from it. I...
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I am ready to join the club of endless fucks who hate their jobs. How did it come to this? My roomate was watching Grey's Anatomy and I figured I might as well watch it since the Comcast bill is really irritating lately. I walked away from it. I...
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obnoxious99:
Can't, can't, can't give them that honor. Damn, I have to read these over posting them. Now I sound like a pretentious cocksucker.
Valentine's Day is from hell.
I'll be laying in the ol' tubaroo, actually. And chapped if I say I might throw on the ol' HIM records and slash the lass' name into me chest so ill be there eternally. Tally ho!
I'll be laying in the ol' tubaroo, actually. And chapped if I say I might throw on the ol' HIM records and slash the lass' name into me chest so ill be there eternally. Tally ho!
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gayballs:
you're right, there. I'm fucking TIRED.
ladycakes:
I know all about HIM. Gulty pleasure of mine, young man.
Today was a pretty good day, except for when this goddamn monster we are treating handed me his scummy dentures in my bare hand. So, being the strapping young lad that I am, I put his scummy teefers in a cup with some water. Treated his ass, and might I add this is the most disgusting, loud-mouthed, terrible excuse for a human I have come...
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obnoxiouspants:
aww i may just take you up on the nursing offer. i need some tender love and care.
ladycakes:
Hospitals do not make me happy. Sorry about the dirty patients man.
obnoxious99:
shit flavored cake
I hate winter.
I got my windshield cracked today on the way into hell. Fuck it, gives it character I guess.
If anyone in the Philadelphia area wants to see Killswitch with me, let me know. People I know are mostly into shitty music and couldn't give much of a fuck. I was supposed to see them in December, but that whole "misunderstanding with John...
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I got my windshield cracked today on the way into hell. Fuck it, gives it character I guess.
If anyone in the Philadelphia area wants to see Killswitch with me, let me know. People I know are mostly into shitty music and couldn't give much of a fuck. I was supposed to see them in December, but that whole "misunderstanding with John...
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