Okay, apparently my voice has FLAVA!!!!
Now rules to live by:
1. If your parents tell you not to touch it, that means they have touched it at least twice.
2. Never never ever ever say I'll be right back when yer partying in a deserted house or barn.
3. If one out of three people are assholes and yer sitting next to a priest and a shriner then you guessed it.
4. If someone dares you to do something the first thing you should ask them is have they done it. If they say they have ask them to show all their fingers and toes to make sure they still have them.
5. If you really really wanna piss someone off, just wait until there is a gridlock in traffic then act like you are having the time of your life inside your car. You won't see it, but there will be at least 20 people wishing you were dead.
6. People say that killing animals is cruel and human, and for this I agree. But if you ever get the chance to just sit and watch a cow for more than 20 mins you might actually see it as a mercy killing.
All jokes aside I'm going to bare a small piece of my soul. I'm going to post the first poem I ever wrote. And it may not be a work of art but it is my favorite poem. My aunt sent me a copy in the mail today and it brought back memories of highschool. Oh how 12 years have passed.
Life
I walk among the flowers of a forest
WIld blossoms paint the gournd
A cool breeze blows upon my skin
A squirrel grabs my attention
I watch him scurry for his winter storage
As I watc, he doesn't notice
Too caught up in his work
I leave the scene careful not to disturb
The leaves rustle in the trees above
A song played just for me
As I wander, I wish to follow the forest's example
A life that sprouts again and again
It's weathered many hardships throughout time
A fire, A flod, The winter, Man
Through the hardships, comething has died
But what died has bcome to life again.
Nothing seems to stop it
I wish I could be as strong
My hardhips just as great
To sprout my life and hopes again
To find a strength of mind and body
To carry me on in this time
But I know I can't
I'm just not as strong
Then as I look upon this mighty forest
I see its strength, its resolve
A bit of hope enters my heart
I think that maybe I am
Amazing the stupid shit I used to think as a kid.
Now rules to live by:
1. If your parents tell you not to touch it, that means they have touched it at least twice.
2. Never never ever ever say I'll be right back when yer partying in a deserted house or barn.
3. If one out of three people are assholes and yer sitting next to a priest and a shriner then you guessed it.
4. If someone dares you to do something the first thing you should ask them is have they done it. If they say they have ask them to show all their fingers and toes to make sure they still have them.
5. If you really really wanna piss someone off, just wait until there is a gridlock in traffic then act like you are having the time of your life inside your car. You won't see it, but there will be at least 20 people wishing you were dead.
6. People say that killing animals is cruel and human, and for this I agree. But if you ever get the chance to just sit and watch a cow for more than 20 mins you might actually see it as a mercy killing.
All jokes aside I'm going to bare a small piece of my soul. I'm going to post the first poem I ever wrote. And it may not be a work of art but it is my favorite poem. My aunt sent me a copy in the mail today and it brought back memories of highschool. Oh how 12 years have passed.
Life
I walk among the flowers of a forest
WIld blossoms paint the gournd
A cool breeze blows upon my skin
A squirrel grabs my attention
I watch him scurry for his winter storage
As I watc, he doesn't notice
Too caught up in his work
I leave the scene careful not to disturb
The leaves rustle in the trees above
A song played just for me
As I wander, I wish to follow the forest's example
A life that sprouts again and again
It's weathered many hardships throughout time
A fire, A flod, The winter, Man
Through the hardships, comething has died
But what died has bcome to life again.
Nothing seems to stop it
I wish I could be as strong
My hardhips just as great
To sprout my life and hopes again
To find a strength of mind and body
To carry me on in this time
But I know I can't
I'm just not as strong
Then as I look upon this mighty forest
I see its strength, its resolve
A bit of hope enters my heart
I think that maybe I am
Amazing the stupid shit I used to think as a kid.
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this is the most sexually explict ep/ of Spiderman EVER!
'' and your dessert!''