So the girl that I picked up from Toledo was suitably grateful, but now she's giving me some kind of wierd attitude.
I completely do not understand women.
I completely do not understand women.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
So here's a question for the one or two people who read my journal:
Say you are hanging out somewhere. I don't know, someplace where you hang out often, someplace you feel safe and secure.
You're chillin', relaxin', and you notice that someone is looking at you. So you slyly sneak a glance at that person, and you notice that they are fairly attractive. In...
Read More
Say you are hanging out somewhere. I don't know, someplace where you hang out often, someplace you feel safe and secure.
You're chillin', relaxin', and you notice that someone is looking at you. So you slyly sneak a glance at that person, and you notice that they are fairly attractive. In...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
b4byl0n:
somebody stole my line dammit 
vastad:
I'm exploring Franchise's friends list cos he knows so dam many people and I picked the weirdest names...
...hmm, I have never heard that line OR had that scenario in your journal entry. but I can remember 2 alternate approaches:
1) After a long day hiking together, buying her Vegetarian Indian cuisine, going silently mad wondering if she liked me and then finally giving up. She drops me off in front of my apartment, I fully expect to say goodbye, she INVITES HERSELF up to my room. We go up. I spend about an hour showing her my art. She eventually leaves. After a few weird coffee dates, she moves away and I never see her again. Months later I smack my forehead after figuring out she'd practically done everything but rip off her clothes and sit on my face. Story of MY fucking life!
2) Whilst diddling around as a very amateur DJ using an ancient CD mixer, Asian-Australian mix girl gets real friendly, talks about bad old boyfriend, leans on me, acts really nervous, offers me drinks, begs for selections of music....I am feeling fucked up over another girl entirely, say I'm too tired to hang out for the after party and leave. 2 weeks later, she sends me an eMail saying she really wanted me that night and wondering why I rejected her. THWAP!!! I slap my forehead again.
...hmm, I have never heard that line OR had that scenario in your journal entry. but I can remember 2 alternate approaches:
1) After a long day hiking together, buying her Vegetarian Indian cuisine, going silently mad wondering if she liked me and then finally giving up. She drops me off in front of my apartment, I fully expect to say goodbye, she INVITES HERSELF up to my room. We go up. I spend about an hour showing her my art. She eventually leaves. After a few weird coffee dates, she moves away and I never see her again. Months later I smack my forehead after figuring out she'd practically done everything but rip off her clothes and sit on my face. Story of MY fucking life!
2) Whilst diddling around as a very amateur DJ using an ancient CD mixer, Asian-Australian mix girl gets real friendly, talks about bad old boyfriend, leans on me, acts really nervous, offers me drinks, begs for selections of music....I am feeling fucked up over another girl entirely, say I'm too tired to hang out for the after party and leave. 2 weeks later, she sends me an eMail saying she really wanted me that night and wondering why I rejected her. THWAP!!! I slap my forehead again.
If I don't get to fool around with somebody soon, my genitals are going to explode.
Actually, what I miss most is going down on someone.
Does anyone want to drive to Plymouth, MA so I can give them head?
Free of charge, no questions asked.
Apparently, if my previous performance reviews are to be believed, I'm much better than average at it.
--Steven
P.S....
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
clara:
Sorry, my comment may have been improved by the 
smiley. Then you could have seen that my reply was also somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
smiley. Then you could have seen that my reply was also somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
obliodanger:
Oh, I see. Apparently, we are both too clever for our own good.
And you know, you'd be surprised how well the "honest" approach DOESN'T work in a bar.
I've learned that unless you look like Brad Pitt, you can't just walk up to someone and proposition them. Even though the world would be much much simpler if you could.
More on that in today's journal.
--Steven
And you know, you'd be surprised how well the "honest" approach DOESN'T work in a bar.
I've learned that unless you look like Brad Pitt, you can't just walk up to someone and proposition them. Even though the world would be much much simpler if you could.
More on that in today's journal.
--Steven
I hate working overtime.
Well, I hate it, but I like the extra money. What a conundrum.
I also hate being up at 8 AM. But that's what you gotta do if you want to go to work early and make the extra ducats.
Actually... :looks outside: maybe I'm NOT going to work early this morning... it looks like rain, and the project I'm doing...
Read More
Well, I hate it, but I like the extra money. What a conundrum.
I also hate being up at 8 AM. But that's what you gotta do if you want to go to work early and make the extra ducats.
Actually... :looks outside: maybe I'm NOT going to work early this morning... it looks like rain, and the project I'm doing...
Read More
So I'm finding it very difficult to stay away from the TV for an entire week. I was raised on TV, I'm a TV freak, it turns out. I'm thoroughly disgusted with myself.
But I feel good that I am watching a lot LESS TV. Except where I work, it's a rule that we have to leave the TV on CNN "for the customers". Fuck...
Read More
But I feel good that I am watching a lot LESS TV. Except where I work, it's a rule that we have to leave the TV on CNN "for the customers". Fuck...
Read More
clara:
Not that you asked, but it sounds pretty normal to me.
Here goes the mood swings again...
I watched The Wedding Singer tonight, you know that movie with Adam Sandler in it? I know, it's a stupid movie, but sometimes stupid movies are good.
Anyway, at the end of the movie he sings "Grow Old With You" to Drew Barrymore. I forgot about that part until tonight. Y'see, that was one of the songs that I...
Read More
I watched The Wedding Singer tonight, you know that movie with Adam Sandler in it? I know, it's a stupid movie, but sometimes stupid movies are good.
Anyway, at the end of the movie he sings "Grow Old With You" to Drew Barrymore. I forgot about that part until tonight. Y'see, that was one of the songs that I...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
clara:
I've been in that spot. In fact, I still run like hell if anyone expresses any serious interest in me.
missprint:
I dont have any wise advice on love or anything of the sort, because Im only twenty and Im an emotional oyster of sorts. Instead Ill leave you this brief, and hopefully painless recruitment notice for SGProvidence. Wheres the hurt in joining?
I hate money. I hate money, and I hate numbers.
And that is why I procrastinated my taxes until today, and wasn't even able to file an extension. Because when I hate things, I avoid them. Don't most people do the same thing?
Why can't we all go back to the barter system? Well, that's a foolish question of course -- where the hell would...
Read More
And that is why I procrastinated my taxes until today, and wasn't even able to file an extension. Because when I hate things, I avoid them. Don't most people do the same thing?
Why can't we all go back to the barter system? Well, that's a foolish question of course -- where the hell would...
Read More
victoria:
DAMN TRANSLATOR! It actually said. I never knew my italian what that bad.. what the hell? No one has any idea what Im talking about haha... German is even better.. hahah I used to try and cheat at it in school that never worked out. DEATH TO THE TRANSLATOR! and DAMN MY DAD for teaching me in proper italian when I was a baby.. DAMN HIM. xo
So I know many of the Girls are from Portland, OR, but I'm willing to bet that many of them are also from Seattle, or Tacoma... or at least visit up there occasionally.
Does anyone know about a little shithole coffee shop named "The Last Exit"? I was stationed in Tacoma, WA for three years in the Army, and toward the end of my stay...
Read More
Does anyone know about a little shithole coffee shop named "The Last Exit"? I was stationed in Tacoma, WA for three years in the Army, and toward the end of my stay...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
melissa2:
sooo...........jail, huh?
Mind me asking what for? If its personal just email me.
or tell me to leave you alone.....just curious is all.
Compulsive liars piss me off.
Mind me asking what for? If its personal just email me.
or tell me to leave you alone.....just curious is all.
Compulsive liars piss me off.
emily:
if i kicked the slut in the cunt...i would get sucked in..
I just saw Secretary last night. Great fucking movie.
It's funny, all the people I know who say they are into S&M, B&D, they all seem like bullshit posers to me. That's why I never got into it. Plus, I don't really have a submissive nature, and I'm WAY too disorganized to be a dom.
But nobody I know gets really into the psychological, 24/7,...
Read More
It's funny, all the people I know who say they are into S&M, B&D, they all seem like bullshit posers to me. That's why I never got into it. Plus, I don't really have a submissive nature, and I'm WAY too disorganized to be a dom.
But nobody I know gets really into the psychological, 24/7,...
Read More
minsc_and_boo:
being in control all the time is a drag i am more of a switch myself depending on the individual i am seeing at the time
*sigh*... I'm such a sucker for a pretty girl...
So last February I was working at a renaissance faire in Florida, and I met this cute young girl named Amber, who is from Toledo, OH. Well, we started hanging out a lot, and then we started dating, and then when the show (shows, actually, there were two, one right after the other) was over, I...
Read More
So last February I was working at a renaissance faire in Florida, and I met this cute young girl named Amber, who is from Toledo, OH. Well, we started hanging out a lot, and then we started dating, and then when the show (shows, actually, there were two, one right after the other) was over, I...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
emily:
....and I looked at your fav pix
minsc_and_boo:
hey if you get the pics don't forget your friends
Eh... I decided to go with the old "criminal" picture. I look more evil in that one, and I like that. Plus, in the one on the bike my hand is scrunching up my face in an unflattering way.
I'm relentlessly self-conscious, don't mind me.
I loved all the positive response I got from my Best Bottom thread. At the risk of seeming like I'm...
Read More
I'm relentlessly self-conscious, don't mind me.
I loved all the positive response I got from my Best Bottom thread. At the risk of seeming like I'm...
Read More
minsc_and_boo:
*passes the bowl back*
"want another hit man "
"want another hit man "
Today I uploaded a different picture for my profile.
Can everyone give me an opinion as to which one is better?
Can you tell I have no life on the weekdays? During the week all I do is Clerk, Clerk, Clerk... I mean work work work.
So yeah, the picture. Thanks, all.
Can everyone give me an opinion as to which one is better?
Can you tell I have no life on the weekdays? During the week all I do is Clerk, Clerk, Clerk... I mean work work work.
So yeah, the picture. Thanks, all.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
emily:
Nice,I like it
minsc_and_boo:
dude if i was a chick i would totally do you
It's amazing that people EVER have sex.
--Steven