Wow. What a fucking night. First of all, I got absolutely NO SLEEP last night. Fucking hate insomnia. Had to work at 7am with little sleep. Work was easy so I can't complain. The Moms calls me and tells me they are gonna go to the my casino in Detroit from Toledo and they are bringing my 87 year old grandmother. They being my 58 year old mother and her 54 year old blonde sister. It was one of the best fucking nights I have had in a long long time!!!
My mother bankrolled me in my poker game (100 bucks). I have NEVER gotten so many pocket pairs SO FUCKING QUICK in a game at the casino. It kinda sucked. You always wanna get your best hands towards the end of your night...so you can make money then scoot. Nonetheless, I made all my money from the very beginning. I still had really kick ass hands, and they proceeded to get beaten by WAY less powerful hands. Fuck it. That's poker. I can deal with it. After I busted out (my moms won like 400 bucks, so I played for free), my 87 year old grandmother told me she wanted to buy me a drink!!!
It was awesome! Since I had peed on my grandmother as a little baby on more than one occasion, I knew I had to let her buy me a drink! We had our drinks and talked.
Fucking WOW! My grandmother in all of her years on this planet has accumulated so much knowledge that I almost feel like a dickhead for not taking advantage of it sooner! I had more fun talking with my grandmoms tonight than I did playing cards. She actually understands younger people a little bit. The idea of an ATM machine is still foreign to her, but sitting at the casino watching people with her, and you know what? Most of how she called the people watching...was exactly how I was calling things....
SO I guess tonight kinda blew my mind away. It's almost been surreal in some kinda way.
Oh, but I forgot to mention how I ended up with digits tonight, at the 8-ball after I got back into town. Totally unexpected, but totallly a rad girl.
Now how long do I wait til I call??
jeffwiermantherookie
My mother bankrolled me in my poker game (100 bucks). I have NEVER gotten so many pocket pairs SO FUCKING QUICK in a game at the casino. It kinda sucked. You always wanna get your best hands towards the end of your night...so you can make money then scoot. Nonetheless, I made all my money from the very beginning. I still had really kick ass hands, and they proceeded to get beaten by WAY less powerful hands. Fuck it. That's poker. I can deal with it. After I busted out (my moms won like 400 bucks, so I played for free), my 87 year old grandmother told me she wanted to buy me a drink!!!
It was awesome! Since I had peed on my grandmother as a little baby on more than one occasion, I knew I had to let her buy me a drink! We had our drinks and talked.
Fucking WOW! My grandmother in all of her years on this planet has accumulated so much knowledge that I almost feel like a dickhead for not taking advantage of it sooner! I had more fun talking with my grandmoms tonight than I did playing cards. She actually understands younger people a little bit. The idea of an ATM machine is still foreign to her, but sitting at the casino watching people with her, and you know what? Most of how she called the people watching...was exactly how I was calling things....
SO I guess tonight kinda blew my mind away. It's almost been surreal in some kinda way.
Oh, but I forgot to mention how I ended up with digits tonight, at the 8-ball after I got back into town. Totally unexpected, but totallly a rad girl.
Now how long do I wait til I call??
jeffwiermantherookie
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Gotta do it today. Cincinnati all the way past Youngstown then into PA. Yawn.