obeerious

Hey buck up kiddo, it's not that bad. I was actually flipping through arbritrary members in the hookup section just to see if I knew anyone and stumbled on your pic. I had to see what was up with you because the pic caught that Ralph Wiggumness that we all love so much. Now I see you've given up. So I peruse your past journal entries and realize you haven't even really tried! All you've done is come up with stale one-liners or Jerry Seinfeildisms or self-pitying fragmented sentences to put inbetween your odd comments on SG girls, like I like her she's from MI like me; or she looks like my friend. Don't try so hard. Or don't try at all. Just look! The site is great, even if you're not the most popular digi-kid on the playground. Also, you could work the whole geek thing to your advantage. Geek is cool now! Chicks dig it. But they don't dig creepy; never did, never will. I don't mean creepy like, "woooo" I like Tim Burton and all things Halloweenie, I mean I like I'll stalk you the first chance I get creepy. Even though your detailed synopsis of your car battery dying was a funnier anecdotyless story than your other entries. It's funny to me that missing a day of school made your day shitty, when so many kids strive for such an accomplishment; especially one with a valid excuse. So, I vote for you not to quit and maybe cut back on the video games so you can afford both a cell and this site (c'mon dude, it's not like you need clout to do this) because quite frankly, I'll miss your pic. Good luck!