I need a job. Not because I need money, but because I'm going to shoot myself if i get any more bored then I am right now. Need something to keep myself occupied. And I'm anti-jacking off so thats out of the question.
damagegirl:
if you a) don't need a job, and b) don't need money, but c) are bored out of da skull, you should obviously go travelling. simple. i solved the riddle for you.
fallen1carus:
what?! what is wrong with jacking off? it's a perfectly good way to occupy yourself. 
