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I have been called "pirate nipple" but once in a drunken state I got a little carried away and ran someone through with my saber. So if you'd like, you can call me that, or if you'll be my bodyguard - I can be your long lost friend; and if I can call you Betty - then Betty you can call me Al. Call me Al. As far as stripping goeth - you make decent greenbacks. The ones that make a ton of money usually do a little prostitution on the side. Speaking of nipples... there was a girl at the club who had a cheap boob job and one of her nipples was on top of her boob and the other was on the bottom. It was the craziest thing you ever did saw. As a stripper I got paid more money to sit out the lap dances and talk about literature with lonely married guys.

CLUTCH
CLUTCH?
YEAH, FUCKING CLUTCH!
YES, EXACTLY,
CLUTCH
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
CLUTCH.!
NO ONE ELSE EVEN KNOWS.
LIKE SEVENTY TWO DUDES IN EVERY CITY IN AMERICA, BUT THAT'S IT,
AND WELL, YOU..
YEAH,
BRING YOUR GUITAR.