oatcakes

I just noticed you have a rude pic in your folderlllll

Not that thats bad!!!!

good luck schmexy pants.
beautiful picys btw x

Hey, you should do more self-portraits.

i am terrible at updating my profile, so dont feel bad. Sometimes i just feel as though writing down my thoughs is just a waste of time and nobody read them anyways, then im proven wrong. So i keep writing.

*shivers* agghh

*shivers again*

i have oatcakes withdrawal symptoms

*judder judder shiver shiver*

haha,
the girl i met was too busy to have a boyfriend too busy at school!!!

haha, oh the fun why do i always get the school girls???? never good looking attention, i think you are the first fit person to think im cute, and cute is just crap its like .....hi, would you like to go out for a drink sometime,

agghhhh thats CUTE, but no thanks .....i hate cute puppys and babys are cute i wanna be hot, sexy and get told hell yea ill go for a drink with you, youre too hot

it never happens

also yea im gettin my tattoo filled in im havin a line of roses under my nipples and then two swallows also basic cartoon style on my stomach then it will all be filled in with bright blocks of colour so lots left to do,

whats your interview for???? i gottta start my portfolio i got less than 2 weeks and its gonna need to be good to get me one of the 12 places left on the course.

i hope i get on yarrr i do

i dont use the pirate guy much so i thought id slip it in. hee hee that sounds rude

any hows talk sooooon

hey beautiful,

where you been aint spoke in aaaagggges.

i been real busy with work n tryin to get a decent portfolio together for college interview.

hope i get in.

so what you been up to????

talk soooon i miss your comments

no journal entry is boring.

I read Traci Lords' autobiography underneathe It All last year and was hella dissapointed.
She was such a dumb slut, man!
I thought about counting the number of epiphanies she had in each chapter on a legal pad.
I mean the girl has rocks in her head.
And now she refutes and claims to be disgusted by porn and abhors recent porn stars...
Honey, I got news for ya: you didn't get where you are by talent or looks (well, maybe that last one).
You got where you are, you're *ing in movies and writing this shitty book cuz you were a 16 year-old porn star. plain and simple.
i dunno, she just sounded so dumb in that book i read of her's...

but, whatever, famous people, i've found, are typically pretty dumb... once you've got $ and fame there's no need to keep your mind sharp... that is the arithmatic of the idiotic...

of the general populace!

Yeah, you should TOTALLY read her book... that bitch is dumb as shit!

But I do, sadly, own her one and only legal porno that was filmed on her 18th birthday; Traci, I love you

not that good... totally 80's...

Sexually prowess is a funny thing... Ginseng can make almost ANYone a porn star... I'm living proof!

Hey lady Welcome, your gonna love this place.

Hey, you're in SG Scotland now - get over there and make some noise!