nymphetamine_boi

i hope things get better ...

So you're a zombie who lacks the benefits of public transportation?

Hey there buddy

Whenever I'm feeling down and pissed off I take off for a ride some where nice, after a good journey on some great roads and some 'quality' time on my own some where out in the countryside to think things over helps me out. It dont fix things but when you're low go back to what you enjoy doing in life and forget about the rest even if it is only for a few hours

Probably not the best advice to give a non-biker but I hope you get the gist of what I'm saying

Laters

hi. you don't know me, but i thought i'd come say hi cos i've noticed you. well, to be exact, i noticed someone else noticing you being a bit laughable.

so, to the point: i noticed your comment on dylan's page where you were trying to split hairs about the status of limbo girls, you may think the lovely dylan was referring to finalising contracts and whatnot - the fact is that some girls have reputedly been given pink status, had contracts finalised, have sold them first sets, and rumour has it that then months later they've been told that the site has too many girls to put up, and no longer want to put up the bought sets.

In which case, no, your lil cocksucker isn't actually an sg until her first set goes up

which brings me to my next point - your photographs. dude, i think maybe you need to ask way more questions in the photog hopefuls group, cos you got a lot to learn. staff photographer? crawl before you run ok? specifically your lighting is astonishingly bad, your manip poor, you sets lazy, your angles basic, your composition haphazard, your direction of your model lacking, your colour tones neglected, and your focus often laughably forgotten. oh, and p.s. did you (or your chick) check whether advertising how a limbo girl gives head is acceptable by the admin of this site before you put them in ya folder?

yours, still laughing at the futility of it all, raging psycho girl x

funniest thing I have read in a while thanks!

haha

*shruggs* not even sure if she wants me to lol

I love your photography and if I was still planning on submitting sets to SG, I'd love to help you out in becoming an official photogapher. Just one word of advice; lose the penis shots. People are pretty cautious of others in SGUK and it may put off some hopefuls. I know they're artistic shots but you know how some people can be.

Good luck.

Hey thanks for offering to do the shoot. I will think about taking you up on the offer. I will get in touch asap when I have decided and arrange it with you

BTW love the pics

ewwwww

ure sick

Its not that its the cheek of them to say the quality is bad when most the photos on here are either blurry or fuzzy!