Yep, I humped everything. Just kidding. Only a couple of things. 
My tum hurts. It's probably because I ate this really disgusting microwave dinner. One of those kid's ones with the penguin on the front. The macaroni was terrible and so were the cookies. I got all excited cuz the box claims the cookies turn your tongue green. What they didn't tell you was that first you had to actually keep the cookies in your mouth long enough for it to happen without spitting the pieces out all over the room. Ew.
I'm gonna go lie down.
My tum hurts. It's probably because I ate this really disgusting microwave dinner. One of those kid's ones with the penguin on the front. The macaroni was terrible and so were the cookies. I got all excited cuz the box claims the cookies turn your tongue green. What they didn't tell you was that first you had to actually keep the cookies in your mouth long enough for it to happen without spitting the pieces out all over the room. Ew.
I'm gonna go lie down.
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bradley27:
Here is the thing if it turns you tongue green think what it does to your stomach ahhhhhhhhhhh
lordwarlord:
Didnt your tounge turn green in cartoons if something tasted really bad? Cartoons are the greatest since they teach us everything we need to know. To bad a sertain somebody hasn't been watching enough cartoons. Too Bad. 
