brilliant. exactly what i was thinking this morning:
Don't Do It Camilla!
not the part about marrying bonny prince charlie (although there are a couple other royals i would roll...), but the bit about living alone.
if you don't have time to read the whole article, just read the first paragraph...this is why the Brits are funnier. it's called WIT, people:
I worry about Charles and Camilla. Not about the wedding - I'm pretty sure that the Anglican church and the legislature will corkscrew their way into legitimising it in record time, probably as soon as someone distracts the former's attention by waving a homosexual near a pulpit and an adviser to the latter points out that more people care about Dutch elm disease than about the heir to the throne's marriage. "Mr Blair, it appears that the populace won't bat an eyelid if the prince names his bride Empress Thane Commander of the Known World and installs her on a plinth of Duchy Original oatcakes in Trafalgar Square while Harry shags his way round Kenya in an SS uniform, as long as William keeps on looking pretty." But by living together at last, Charles and CPB are bucking a trend which is doing much to preserve the health and sanity of the nation.
Don't Do It Camilla!
not the part about marrying bonny prince charlie (although there are a couple other royals i would roll...), but the bit about living alone.
if you don't have time to read the whole article, just read the first paragraph...this is why the Brits are funnier. it's called WIT, people:
I worry about Charles and Camilla. Not about the wedding - I'm pretty sure that the Anglican church and the legislature will corkscrew their way into legitimising it in record time, probably as soon as someone distracts the former's attention by waving a homosexual near a pulpit and an adviser to the latter points out that more people care about Dutch elm disease than about the heir to the throne's marriage. "Mr Blair, it appears that the populace won't bat an eyelid if the prince names his bride Empress Thane Commander of the Known World and installs her on a plinth of Duchy Original oatcakes in Trafalgar Square while Harry shags his way round Kenya in an SS uniform, as long as William keeps on looking pretty." But by living together at last, Charles and CPB are bucking a trend which is doing much to preserve the health and sanity of the nation.
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I just need to find two willing participants, hmmmmm.
now, dear, I planned lengthy response to your emails (2!) but nate just emailed me from armenia and i spent the last 2 hours writing to my best friend. now its 730 am and my back hurts. and i havent slept yet. grant me mercy. More when i recover! Feel free, however, to email me anyway.
<looks above him> so is that what you were uhhh referring to in your email of sat?
grumble grumble.