I broke my Gaydar.
At the mall today:
Her- a cutie I saw looking at me while I shopped.
Me- thinking she must have been looking at someone else.
In line to check out:
Her- (turning around) " I like your top"
Me- Thanks![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
silence
Her- "I just moved her so I am totally lost trying me get my shopping done"
Me- " oh you should make sure you try these stores......"
Her- "Thanks"![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
silence
Me-" Since you are new, would you like to get together sometime? I can show you around"
Her- silence
Cut to her checking out. Her sister (?) comes up. They don't realise I am at the register behind them.
Her- " some dyke just tried to pick up on me"
Sister- "ewww, gross"
me-![frown](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/frown.cec081026989.gif)
This is why I stay home and chat on the computer
At the mall today:
Her- a cutie I saw looking at me while I shopped.
Me- thinking she must have been looking at someone else.
In line to check out:
Her- (turning around) " I like your top"
Me- Thanks
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
silence
Her- "I just moved her so I am totally lost trying me get my shopping done"
Me- " oh you should make sure you try these stores......"
Her- "Thanks"
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
silence
Me-" Since you are new, would you like to get together sometime? I can show you around"
Her- silence
Cut to her checking out. Her sister (?) comes up. They don't realise I am at the register behind them.
Her- " some dyke just tried to pick up on me"
Sister- "ewww, gross"
me-
![frown](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/frown.cec081026989.gif)
This is why I stay home and chat on the computer
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