ok so I have decided to become a monk. I am going to stay in my house forever only communication via the internet.
The Cop and I went out to dinner last night. It was a casual restarant so I had a silk top on that is held up by spagetti straps. Just as we are about to eat the waitress walks by. She gets bumped by someone and spills a whole plate of food on me. Then, in her paniced "I'll clean that up" attempts she not only breaks the strap on my top but manages to pull it half off me so the whole restaurant gets to see my boob. I was already not enjoying everyone staring at me. And flashing the restaurant didn't help. I just wanted to go home and hide under the covers. The Cop is going to think I am a complete lunatic pretty soon.
The Cop and I went out to dinner last night. It was a casual restarant so I had a silk top on that is held up by spagetti straps. Just as we are about to eat the waitress walks by. She gets bumped by someone and spills a whole plate of food on me. Then, in her paniced "I'll clean that up" attempts she not only breaks the strap on my top but manages to pull it half off me so the whole restaurant gets to see my boob. I was already not enjoying everyone staring at me. And flashing the restaurant didn't help. I just wanted to go home and hide under the covers. The Cop is going to think I am a complete lunatic pretty soon.
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sorry.
I almost dated a cop once. But, after afew conversations on the phone I realized that he was completely out of his fucking mind... total lunitic! Seriously. It was scarry.