today my upper lip is super puffy & huge, almost matching the supreme fatness of my bottom lip monstrosity. awesome. if you know me, you know i hate my mouth & i despise my lips. my mouth does funny things all the time. i can't control it. you might say MY MOUTH IS OUT OF CONTROL. when i talk, sometimes i talk out of one side of my mouth. when i smile, sometimes it's all crooked. i guess it has character, but i hate the goofiness of it. atleast i have good teeth.
i used to kiss my hand so much when i was little that my lips would get big & puffy & chapped. i would seriously make out with my hand for hours, practicing. i was never one to make out with stuffed animals. i was more of a hand-kisser. sometimes i would sit on my bed, with my knees up to my face & i would make out with my knee. it was never sexual. i just craved a real live kiss!
in grade school, whenever a teacher was trying to settle the class down, they always said HEADS ON DESKS! as the universal call for placing your forehead on your desk & being real quiet. during these times, i would make out with the desktop. i would fold my arms around my head so no one else could see, but i bet that my teacher saw my head bobbing all around, moving back and forth. when HEADS ON DESKS time was over, i would come up for air, face all wet with heavy breathing fog.
i was the best kid ever.
when i had my first REAL kiss (that wasnt a fleeting peck on the mouth), i was really really disappointed. i had SO looked forward to kissing, real kissing with another pair of lips & another tongue & all that stuff. but it was horrible! this boy didn't kiss like me at all! thankfully it got better.
my top four types of kisses, in no particular order:
1. the sucking-on-your-bottom-lip kiss
2. the kiss that leaves a bruise, as long as its somewhere hidden
3. the sex kiss, where there's some sort of moaning mmmm noise deposited directly into your mouth. for some reason, some sort of penetration is usually required for this kiss.
4. that kiss that comes when you are totally in sync & it's just so perfect that you're inhaling & exhaling together
these are special occasion kisses. they only happen at really sweet times.
once i had a kiss that left my lip bloody & swollen for a week. it was hot. i'd run my tongue over the little cut left inside my lip & get chills just thinking about how i got it.
once there was a boy who truly liked me, but couldn't kiss me back for various reasons, so i spent a good three hours laying with him, kissing his neck & face. even though i never got lip-to-lip contact, that was probably one of the best, most meaningful kisses of my life. i think about that kiss on a near daily basis.
i haven't made out with my hand, knee or a desk in quite a while, now that i have real live people to kiss. i'm pretty sure i kiss pretty much everyone i know. i'm the kiss hello, kiss goodbye type. what can i say? I'M A KISSER. i've been a kisser all of my life!
i used to kiss my hand so much when i was little that my lips would get big & puffy & chapped. i would seriously make out with my hand for hours, practicing. i was never one to make out with stuffed animals. i was more of a hand-kisser. sometimes i would sit on my bed, with my knees up to my face & i would make out with my knee. it was never sexual. i just craved a real live kiss!
in grade school, whenever a teacher was trying to settle the class down, they always said HEADS ON DESKS! as the universal call for placing your forehead on your desk & being real quiet. during these times, i would make out with the desktop. i would fold my arms around my head so no one else could see, but i bet that my teacher saw my head bobbing all around, moving back and forth. when HEADS ON DESKS time was over, i would come up for air, face all wet with heavy breathing fog.
i was the best kid ever.
when i had my first REAL kiss (that wasnt a fleeting peck on the mouth), i was really really disappointed. i had SO looked forward to kissing, real kissing with another pair of lips & another tongue & all that stuff. but it was horrible! this boy didn't kiss like me at all! thankfully it got better.
my top four types of kisses, in no particular order:
1. the sucking-on-your-bottom-lip kiss
2. the kiss that leaves a bruise, as long as its somewhere hidden
3. the sex kiss, where there's some sort of moaning mmmm noise deposited directly into your mouth. for some reason, some sort of penetration is usually required for this kiss.
4. that kiss that comes when you are totally in sync & it's just so perfect that you're inhaling & exhaling together
these are special occasion kisses. they only happen at really sweet times.
once i had a kiss that left my lip bloody & swollen for a week. it was hot. i'd run my tongue over the little cut left inside my lip & get chills just thinking about how i got it.
once there was a boy who truly liked me, but couldn't kiss me back for various reasons, so i spent a good three hours laying with him, kissing his neck & face. even though i never got lip-to-lip contact, that was probably one of the best, most meaningful kisses of my life. i think about that kiss on a near daily basis.
i haven't made out with my hand, knee or a desk in quite a while, now that i have real live people to kiss. i'm pretty sure i kiss pretty much everyone i know. i'm the kiss hello, kiss goodbye type. what can i say? I'M A KISSER. i've been a kisser all of my life!
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iwasboy:
when i was in grade 8 I had a gf who, when we tried to kiss would always screw it up somehow. So to fix this we kissed each others hands and over a few weeks worked our way up to our lips. I recall pausing in the chest area for a while. The plan worked though, once we made it to the lips there was no problem-O 
jennifer:
longggggg journal 