Monday Apr 26, 2004

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today my upper lip is super puffy & huge, almost matching the supreme fatness of my bottom lip monstrosity. awesome. if you know me, you know i hate my mouth & i despise my lips. my mouth does funny things all the time. i can't control it. you might say MY MOUTH IS OUT OF CONTROL. when i talk, sometimes i talk out of one...
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iwasboy:
when i was in grade 8 I had a gf who, when we tried to kiss would always screw it up somehow. So to fix this we kissed each others hands and over a few weeks worked our way up to our lips. I recall pausing in the chest area for a while. The plan worked though, once we made it to the lips there was no problem-O wink
jennifer:
longggggg journal smile

Monday Apr 12, 2004

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on shots that taste like pepper
who came up with these? tequila mixed with tabasco sauce? is this some kind of fucking joke? who actually enjoys these? i would rather drink cat pee! i had one on thursday night (not knowing what it was) & the contents of my stomach almost shot onto the dancefloor in a flaming heap. thanks brian/andrew!

on ex-significant others
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fixed:
so i gather you are a Japanther fan? they fucking rule. Ian is my room-mate's brother. just spent a few days with him and Matt in Brooklyn working on a DVD.

do you have any good recipes? I have been in a bit of a cooking slump myself. . .
jennifer:
Nice to meet you too smile

Sunday Apr 11, 2004

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so this is suicidegirls.

INTERESTING.
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hammersmith:
Welcome. Who be you?

And why do shaved vaginas make you sad? They make me happy!!!
iwasboy:
And? whatever