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rskapcat74529:
Anything by Nabokov is choice. I wish school was free, 'cause I'd go back just to get my master's in Literature and study Russian literature to my heart's content...*sigh* Instead I think I'm going to cosmetology school to learn how to "do" hair. At least then I'll be doing something with a little more creativity than arguing with people about their overdraft fees.
I hate the bank...
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rskapcat74529:
I like The Police. I'd happily cut your hair. I cut my own all the time. I figure I could get properly trained and get paid to do it, ya know? I will have a sign in my salon that says, "I don't do frosting, I don't do mullets...and I definitely do not do frosted mullets!"