Ah, time for my seemingly weekly SGSeattle party wrap-up.
Before I launch into the details, I want to thank Volks and Kara for donating their incredible space for us to ostensibly play some cards. I loved Volks' door and window series of paintings. Kara was entirely too cute and a better hostess than we deserve.
I was in one of those horrible moods where no one will come near me most of the day. I managed to have a little fun when I usurped MisterSatan's name for a few minutes. I thought only SupremePizzaMan saw what I did, but I apparently also managed to permanently damage Adore with the insanity of that masquerade. Things got a little more fun at work after a bit, and one of the other developers promised to teach me some sort of very complex, ancient French card game sometime. I spent a few minutes chatting with hot marketing girl. We discussed her studies and her ambitions to rule the world. I managed to get her laughing hard enough that she was snorting (there are times when I could almost imagine that I'm charming, but not the "devastatingly charming" that someone accused me of earlier in the week).
I thought I'd be late to the party, but I was actually the first person there. MrDeity, who arranged the party in the first place, needed me to help him find it. We met Desdenova just as we found the very festively painted door. In my ever-prickish way, I told him to stand watch for anyone else coming to the party while I fed.
Kara (who I must reiterate is too cute in person to be human), the new guy, Volks, and I talked for a while as the guests arrived. I tried to explain my job, but it sounds so lame when I actually do explain it. They all seemed impressed. Just to appease Kara, I had some beer so that she'd stop worrying that she wasn't a good hostess.
Freckle and Luminaire arrived with M&Ms and beer. Actually, pretty much everyone came with M&Ms and beer. There's probably a disturbing message in that somewhere.
Eventually everyone arrived, and there was a tour of the premises. About two hours late, a group of people started playing some poker. I didn't sit because I didn't think I'd have the patience to play with the beginners. Not last night, at least.
I finally remembered to give Adore the graphic novels that I'd promised to loan her. She seemed pretty psyched. When she threatened to take them somewhere to masturbate with, I was a little concerned. However, I figure the eBay potential of such an action might be worthwhile.
Eventually, the party moved upstairs where the absinthe was. We tried playing quarters with shot glasses, but only kinnie had any talent for getting the quarter in. We tried with three shot glasses, but we weren't any better. So we played with a bowl. Sadly, we still weren't that good.
During this span, I hit stride and started drinking everything put in front of me--including downing a wine-glass-sized absinthe when I forgot to call monkeypox "sir". I eventually got drunk enough to act stupider than normal--a fact which has me...highly embarrassed this morning.
Roxy showed up right around then. She'd just got done shooting a new themed set. We saw a couple prints of the pictures, and I can tell everyone that you want to see the rest of this set. She's definitely one of the hottest girls I've had the pleasure of knowing.
Soon, Vikprez's friend, Tova, suggested that we play "I've never". I was pleasantly surprised that I wasn't the one drinking the most--however, I think that might have something to do with DreamMaker's misadventures with a tranny. Oh that sweet, sweet forbidden tranny fruit. Everyone got very angry when I used my over-achieving scholastic misadventures to their disadvantage.
I had to make a bolt out of the game when the last few shots caught up with me. I'm sure I made a fucking idiot out of myself, and I'll be kicking myself until I fucking die. When I got back, there were all sorts of homosexual makeout sessions going on. I'm not entirely sure what all pairings happened, but I'm glad I wasnt there for most of it--mainly because I don't know if I could stop with just a quick kiss of PunkJr. Not long after the homo-pairings, couples started disappearing into bathrooms.
We went outside for a bit, and Adore (sans shoes) stood on my feet while she kissed Roxy. Just typing that makes me blink.
Again there's some blank time in my memory, and then I hear Roxy say, "I've seen everyone's cocks in this room." Apparently there was a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" afoot. Someone pointed out that she hadn't seen mine, and I assured them that everyone was happier for it.
Eventually, it was time to go. I rounded up SupremePizzaMan, promised Kara that I was good to drive (I was very sober by then), and got some happy hugging action from two SGs and a Limbo Girl.
Sadly, SupremePizzaMan's coterie of bitches never showed up, but I hear that he has a hot girlfriend in Canada.
Before I launch into the details, I want to thank Volks and Kara for donating their incredible space for us to ostensibly play some cards. I loved Volks' door and window series of paintings. Kara was entirely too cute and a better hostess than we deserve.
I was in one of those horrible moods where no one will come near me most of the day. I managed to have a little fun when I usurped MisterSatan's name for a few minutes. I thought only SupremePizzaMan saw what I did, but I apparently also managed to permanently damage Adore with the insanity of that masquerade. Things got a little more fun at work after a bit, and one of the other developers promised to teach me some sort of very complex, ancient French card game sometime. I spent a few minutes chatting with hot marketing girl. We discussed her studies and her ambitions to rule the world. I managed to get her laughing hard enough that she was snorting (there are times when I could almost imagine that I'm charming, but not the "devastatingly charming" that someone accused me of earlier in the week).
I thought I'd be late to the party, but I was actually the first person there. MrDeity, who arranged the party in the first place, needed me to help him find it. We met Desdenova just as we found the very festively painted door. In my ever-prickish way, I told him to stand watch for anyone else coming to the party while I fed.
Kara (who I must reiterate is too cute in person to be human), the new guy, Volks, and I talked for a while as the guests arrived. I tried to explain my job, but it sounds so lame when I actually do explain it. They all seemed impressed. Just to appease Kara, I had some beer so that she'd stop worrying that she wasn't a good hostess.
Freckle and Luminaire arrived with M&Ms and beer. Actually, pretty much everyone came with M&Ms and beer. There's probably a disturbing message in that somewhere.
Eventually everyone arrived, and there was a tour of the premises. About two hours late, a group of people started playing some poker. I didn't sit because I didn't think I'd have the patience to play with the beginners. Not last night, at least.
I finally remembered to give Adore the graphic novels that I'd promised to loan her. She seemed pretty psyched. When she threatened to take them somewhere to masturbate with, I was a little concerned. However, I figure the eBay potential of such an action might be worthwhile.
Eventually, the party moved upstairs where the absinthe was. We tried playing quarters with shot glasses, but only kinnie had any talent for getting the quarter in. We tried with three shot glasses, but we weren't any better. So we played with a bowl. Sadly, we still weren't that good.
During this span, I hit stride and started drinking everything put in front of me--including downing a wine-glass-sized absinthe when I forgot to call monkeypox "sir". I eventually got drunk enough to act stupider than normal--a fact which has me...highly embarrassed this morning.
Roxy showed up right around then. She'd just got done shooting a new themed set. We saw a couple prints of the pictures, and I can tell everyone that you want to see the rest of this set. She's definitely one of the hottest girls I've had the pleasure of knowing.
Soon, Vikprez's friend, Tova, suggested that we play "I've never". I was pleasantly surprised that I wasn't the one drinking the most--however, I think that might have something to do with DreamMaker's misadventures with a tranny. Oh that sweet, sweet forbidden tranny fruit. Everyone got very angry when I used my over-achieving scholastic misadventures to their disadvantage.
I had to make a bolt out of the game when the last few shots caught up with me. I'm sure I made a fucking idiot out of myself, and I'll be kicking myself until I fucking die. When I got back, there were all sorts of homosexual makeout sessions going on. I'm not entirely sure what all pairings happened, but I'm glad I wasnt there for most of it--mainly because I don't know if I could stop with just a quick kiss of PunkJr. Not long after the homo-pairings, couples started disappearing into bathrooms.
We went outside for a bit, and Adore (sans shoes) stood on my feet while she kissed Roxy. Just typing that makes me blink.
Again there's some blank time in my memory, and then I hear Roxy say, "I've seen everyone's cocks in this room." Apparently there was a game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" afoot. Someone pointed out that she hadn't seen mine, and I assured them that everyone was happier for it.
Eventually, it was time to go. I rounded up SupremePizzaMan, promised Kara that I was good to drive (I was very sober by then), and got some happy hugging action from two SGs and a Limbo Girl.
Sadly, SupremePizzaMan's coterie of bitches never showed up, but I hear that he has a hot girlfriend in Canada.
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Pitching quarters into shot glasses, that is.