null and MisterSatan vs. Crappy Internet Memes
Null: One of my online type friends sent me this silly shit about iTunes being psychic. You set iTunes on random and see what song comes up next to a set of questions.
MisterSatan: Heh.
Null: I was pretty geeked when I found out that "Welcome to the Terrordome" would be played at my funeral.
MisterSatan: Cool!
MisterSatan: Did they also say to forward it to ten people in the next ten minutes, or your eyes would turn to blood-filled orbs and fall out of your head?
Null: Then it took a turn for the disturbing. During sex, I apparently say, "Breathe."
MisterSatan: Interesting.
Null: Is that what's happening to my eyes?
MisterSatan: I don't know, but it may be worth looking into.
Null: Goddammit.
MisterSatan: *shrug*
MisterSatan: So what is this thing?
MisterSatan: I feel like wasting a few minutes.
MisterSatan: Apparently I'm feeling "Belle" today, by the Rev. Al Green.
MisterSatan: You could do a lot worse than that, I tell ya.
Null: Apparently, I was feeling "Dopeman" by Mack 10.
MisterSatan: Hah.
Null: I just tried again, and "Blunt Force Trauma" came on.
MisterSatan: Uh oh.
MisterSatan: Time to go back to bed.
MisterSatan: This is funny.
MisterSatan: The fourth question about high school, I got "Primitive Condition" by the Mooney Suzuki.
Null: Where will I get married: "The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II" - Deltron 3030
MisterSatan: hahahahahahaha
MisterSatan: The best thing about me: "Mind", by Talking Heads.
Null: I think my collection might be a tiny bit too eclectic for this to ever even seem pseudo-wise.
MisterSatan: Yeah, I can't wait until I get a few Fantomas songs as answers.
Null: I'm pretty sure that "Gagged Whore" isn't the best thing about me.
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
MisterSatan: Are you sure?
MisterSatan: Oh man.
MisterSatan: How is my life going? "Princes of the Universe" by Queen.
MisterSatan: Aw, fuck. Apparently they're going to play Coldplay at my funeral.
Null: What is in store for today? "Cruci-Fiction In Space"
MisterSatan: Yeah, I think we broke it.
Null: I hope to Christ so.
MisterSatan: Well, if there's anyone who can figure out how to break something like this, I'd like to think it's us, y'know?
Null: Oh it is.
Null: 'cause fuck it if I'm going all the way to space if I'm going to be crucified.
MisterSatan: Oh, I dunno, that might be kinda cool.
MisterSatan: I mean, not the crucifixion part... although...
Null: Do people secretly lust after you? "Rock 'n' Roll Nigger"
MisterSatan: HAHAHA
Null: It seems to be stuck on Manson.
MisterSatan: Nice.
MisterSatan: What do you think your current theme song is? "Haven't Got a Clue" by the Flaming Lips.
MisterSatan: Okay, that one's just creepy.
Null: How can I make myself happy? "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck".
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
MisterSatan: What does everyone else think about my current life? "I'm Fricking Awesome" by MC Paul Barman.
MisterSatan:
MisterSatan: ZOMFG!!!11@
MisterSatan: TEH FUTAR IS NOWW
Null: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
Null: WTF? I've got a Poe album.
Null: I also have a Prince album from when he was the symbol.
MisterSatan: It's not the gay one where she's reading excerpts from her brother's shitty book, is it?
MisterSatan: Oh man, the symbol ones are WAY under par.
Null: No it's the one with the song where she talks about wanting to blow me.
MisterSatan: Ah, very nice.
MisterSatan: What should I do with my love life? "Kashmir"
MisterSatan: o_0
Null: "It's not the sixty-nine, or what you learned in class. It's a position in sex known as the buck, used by experts and those who like to fuck."
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
MisterSatan: Oh sweet! Where will I live? "Crazy Love" by Gruntruck.
Null: Will I ever have children, "Gigantor"
MisterSatan: HAHAHAHA
MisterSatan: Oh man, that doesn't really make any sense and I don't care.
MisterSatan: Cause that answer is fucking rad.
Null: Some good advice!
Null: "Break Stuff"
MisterSatan: Apparently when I have sex I say, "Take This Bottle".
MisterSatan: Well, that's not really good advice if you're already doing it, is it?
Null: Can't....breathe.
MisterSatan: You're welcome.
Null: What does everyone else think about my current life? "Jungle Fever"
MisterSatan: hahahahahaha
Null: What should I do with my love life? "Transistor"
MisterSatan: They're saying you NEED to stay in one of those love-hotels in Tokyo.
Null: What will my dying words be? "Shoot to Thrill"
MisterSatan: NICE!
Null: I think I managed to reset this thing to awesome.
MisterSatan: Wow, no kidding.
Null: During sex, I say... "Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat"
MisterSatan: Yeah, it's definitely set to awesome.
Null: Thank you internet for this ten minutes of useless mirth.
MisterSatan: Truly.
Null: One of my online type friends sent me this silly shit about iTunes being psychic. You set iTunes on random and see what song comes up next to a set of questions.
MisterSatan: Heh.
Null: I was pretty geeked when I found out that "Welcome to the Terrordome" would be played at my funeral.
MisterSatan: Cool!
MisterSatan: Did they also say to forward it to ten people in the next ten minutes, or your eyes would turn to blood-filled orbs and fall out of your head?
Null: Then it took a turn for the disturbing. During sex, I apparently say, "Breathe."
MisterSatan: Interesting.
Null: Is that what's happening to my eyes?
MisterSatan: I don't know, but it may be worth looking into.
Null: Goddammit.
MisterSatan: *shrug*
MisterSatan: So what is this thing?
MisterSatan: I feel like wasting a few minutes.
MisterSatan: Apparently I'm feeling "Belle" today, by the Rev. Al Green.
MisterSatan: You could do a lot worse than that, I tell ya.
Null: Apparently, I was feeling "Dopeman" by Mack 10.
MisterSatan: Hah.
Null: I just tried again, and "Blunt Force Trauma" came on.
MisterSatan: Uh oh.
MisterSatan: Time to go back to bed.
MisterSatan: This is funny.
MisterSatan: The fourth question about high school, I got "Primitive Condition" by the Mooney Suzuki.
Null: Where will I get married: "The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II" - Deltron 3030
MisterSatan: hahahahahahaha
MisterSatan: The best thing about me: "Mind", by Talking Heads.
Null: I think my collection might be a tiny bit too eclectic for this to ever even seem pseudo-wise.
MisterSatan: Yeah, I can't wait until I get a few Fantomas songs as answers.
Null: I'm pretty sure that "Gagged Whore" isn't the best thing about me.
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
MisterSatan: Are you sure?
MisterSatan: Oh man.
MisterSatan: How is my life going? "Princes of the Universe" by Queen.
MisterSatan: Aw, fuck. Apparently they're going to play Coldplay at my funeral.
Null: What is in store for today? "Cruci-Fiction In Space"
MisterSatan: Yeah, I think we broke it.
Null: I hope to Christ so.
MisterSatan: Well, if there's anyone who can figure out how to break something like this, I'd like to think it's us, y'know?
Null: Oh it is.
Null: 'cause fuck it if I'm going all the way to space if I'm going to be crucified.
MisterSatan: Oh, I dunno, that might be kinda cool.
MisterSatan: I mean, not the crucifixion part... although...
Null: Do people secretly lust after you? "Rock 'n' Roll Nigger"
MisterSatan: HAHAHA
Null: It seems to be stuck on Manson.
MisterSatan: Nice.
MisterSatan: What do you think your current theme song is? "Haven't Got a Clue" by the Flaming Lips.
MisterSatan: Okay, that one's just creepy.
Null: How can I make myself happy? "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck".
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
MisterSatan: What does everyone else think about my current life? "I'm Fricking Awesome" by MC Paul Barman.
MisterSatan:
MisterSatan: ZOMFG!!!11@
MisterSatan: TEH FUTAR IS NOWW
Null: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
Null: WTF? I've got a Poe album.
Null: I also have a Prince album from when he was the symbol.
MisterSatan: It's not the gay one where she's reading excerpts from her brother's shitty book, is it?
MisterSatan: Oh man, the symbol ones are WAY under par.
Null: No it's the one with the song where she talks about wanting to blow me.
MisterSatan: Ah, very nice.
MisterSatan: What should I do with my love life? "Kashmir"
MisterSatan: o_0
Null: "It's not the sixty-nine, or what you learned in class. It's a position in sex known as the buck, used by experts and those who like to fuck."
MisterSatan: hahahahaha
MisterSatan: Oh sweet! Where will I live? "Crazy Love" by Gruntruck.
Null: Will I ever have children, "Gigantor"
MisterSatan: HAHAHAHA
MisterSatan: Oh man, that doesn't really make any sense and I don't care.
MisterSatan: Cause that answer is fucking rad.
Null: Some good advice!
Null: "Break Stuff"
MisterSatan: Apparently when I have sex I say, "Take This Bottle".
MisterSatan: Well, that's not really good advice if you're already doing it, is it?
Null: Can't....breathe.
MisterSatan: You're welcome.
Null: What does everyone else think about my current life? "Jungle Fever"
MisterSatan: hahahahahaha
Null: What should I do with my love life? "Transistor"
MisterSatan: They're saying you NEED to stay in one of those love-hotels in Tokyo.
Null: What will my dying words be? "Shoot to Thrill"
MisterSatan: NICE!
Null: I think I managed to reset this thing to awesome.
MisterSatan: Wow, no kidding.
Null: During sex, I say... "Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat"
MisterSatan: Yeah, it's definitely set to awesome.
Null: Thank you internet for this ten minutes of useless mirth.
MisterSatan: Truly.
sugar_on_asphalt:
And thank YOU for posting that, and allowing me another ten minutes of useless mirth.