Today, I was informed that I would be laid off on the second of February.
I said to my boss, "The Japanese have a saying, 'The nail that sticks up gets hammered.'"
He asked, "What do you mean by that?"
I smiled and replied, "It means that I'd rather work with competent carpenters."
Edit: I also think I ruined their whole thing when I started singing Social Distortion's "Ball and Chain".
    
  I said to my boss, "The Japanese have a saying, 'The nail that sticks up gets hammered.'"
He asked, "What do you mean by that?"
I smiled and replied, "It means that I'd rather work with competent carpenters."
Edit: I also think I ruined their whole thing when I started singing Social Distortion's "Ball and Chain".
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      mistersatan:
      
      
      
    
  Oh, come off it.  I've seen you drink John before.
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  Will do.  Have a good holiday, sir.  I'll catch up with you at some point.