By my calculations, my company made $4000 an hour off my work today, of which I will see about $40 for the same hour after taxes.
I made up for this inequality by wandering around the office singing a do-wop version of "Holiday in Cambodia".
They did take me to dinner, which was nice, but it's usually customary to take people to dinner before you exploit them. I had a lot of bourbon, which makes me happy, and I had a blackened steak topped with garlic prawns and pepper gravy. I'm not sure what culinary rebel thought of that one.
To top the evening off, I had some cheesecake, which I ordered even when our flaming waiter said that the key lime pie was like a "citrusy slap across the face". I think he wanted some stiff dick slapped across his face, but I digress. I will note that according to this restaurant, a shot of Jagermeister is now a proper digestif. Ah, the frat-boying of popular culture.
Vacation time. Be good to each other kids. If I don't come back, avenge my death.
I made up for this inequality by wandering around the office singing a do-wop version of "Holiday in Cambodia".
They did take me to dinner, which was nice, but it's usually customary to take people to dinner before you exploit them. I had a lot of bourbon, which makes me happy, and I had a blackened steak topped with garlic prawns and pepper gravy. I'm not sure what culinary rebel thought of that one.
To top the evening off, I had some cheesecake, which I ordered even when our flaming waiter said that the key lime pie was like a "citrusy slap across the face". I think he wanted some stiff dick slapped across his face, but I digress. I will note that according to this restaurant, a shot of Jagermeister is now a proper digestif. Ah, the frat-boying of popular culture.
Vacation time. Be good to each other kids. If I don't come back, avenge my death.
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Vacation fabulously, and come back to us in one piece plz.