nuklhead

So I (Noel) have decided to take my maiden voyage here with this whole journal thing. Usually I tend not to spew my never-ending retoric on the world, at least to others than my very small circle, so do forgive in the event that I ever offend you, because odds are at some point I will. It should be noted as fact however that the vast majority of the nasty-ass, foul, crass, rude and downright mean things that I am know to blurt out of my mouth about the world are usually said because most people do not have the balls, moral constitution, wit, or twisted sense of humour/ sociopathy to say. I am know to say things for shock and gasps, as I sit back and chuckle. I am witty, quick, evily intelligent and my humor is fairly biting...., but take sollice in the fact that I rarely mean it if I hurt your feelings and remember that every hit you take just makes your skin a little thicker. Also know, I make fun of myself first and foremost, as I am well aware of the fact that I am a walking contridiction/ jackass etc., I feel that if you can't point the finger at yourself and laugh you should not point it at all. Lastly, if I talk shit to you, talk it back (I love peoples witty shit talking, I mean I am a bouncer so that puts me in like the major leagues of shit talking in both the giving and recieving asspects.), and absoulutely most important, " Get over it/yourself, and don't take shit so seriously!" All comments are encouraged and most welcome.