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The Story Behind My Most Humbling Moment.

This story starts the way all great stories start,

I was piss drunk.

No wait, gotta go back earlier.

I was at the Gathering, which is annual Juggalo event held in July. It is a multi-day event with wrestling, contests, concerts, smeinars and shitloads of other things. On the second night, at the concert I met a girl in the crowd. I don't recall her name. Although I am a small guy, I managed to help her fend off some of the crowd so she wasn't completely crushed. After the show we went our seperate ways.

The next day, I ran into her again. We hung out a little and she eventually asked me if I wanted to go to her hotel and get drunk. OF COURSE!!! We proceeded to drink on Bacardi 151 Orange and Everclear. I think I actually heard my liver scream for help.

After a moderate amount of drinking, we returned to the arena for the final concert. We were waiting for the show to start when the girl looked at me and said "I want you." For the record, this is the only time in my life that ever happened. Of course, being young, drunk, and horny, I said let's go. I told her to lead the way, and she did. Right into the women's restroom. We went into a stall and commenced in foreplay. After all of 2 minutes, I asked her to hold on a second so I could puke. I then passed out on the toilet.

I woke up, surrounded by a bunch of girls askin if I was alright. I was dazed and confused, so I asked where the hell I was. "You're in the women's restroom."

I bolted and went and watched the concert.