Greetings y'all. What's new with you?
After only two days at work, I've already met a guy who's in the KKK, a dude who used to be in a mental institution (hey, me too!), and had a skeezer totally throw herself at me. It was bad. This chick had a butter face with summer teeth. Talk about a bad combo. And it's not like I had been giving her signals, I mind my own and try not talk with people. It's nothin personal, I'd just prefer to keep to myself and do my work. If they're really cool, I suppose we could be friends, but for the most part I'd rather them be my co-workers as opposed to my homies. But I digress. I bet 20-1 I get asked if I'm gay at work tomorrow. Nobody thinks, maybe this guy didn't want anything to do with this skeezy bitch, oh no. I don't fuck one nasty bitch, and automatically I'm gay. If it gets people to leave me alone, maybe I'll just say I am. Homophobic phux.
I wanna get high.
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After only two days at work, I've already met a guy who's in the KKK, a dude who used to be in a mental institution (hey, me too!), and had a skeezer totally throw herself at me. It was bad. This chick had a butter face with summer teeth. Talk about a bad combo. And it's not like I had been giving her signals, I mind my own and try not talk with people. It's nothin personal, I'd just prefer to keep to myself and do my work. If they're really cool, I suppose we could be friends, but for the most part I'd rather them be my co-workers as opposed to my homies. But I digress. I bet 20-1 I get asked if I'm gay at work tomorrow. Nobody thinks, maybe this guy didn't want anything to do with this skeezy bitch, oh no. I don't fuck one nasty bitch, and automatically I'm gay. If it gets people to leave me alone, maybe I'll just say I am. Homophobic phux.
I wanna get high.
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I feel better about my co-workers now.
I hope things work out for you there.
"GODDAMIT! I DON'T WANT TO SMELL YOUR BREASTS!"