Holy shit. So I drank a bottle of rum with my friend tonite, passed out in a bar, then woke up to this beautiful girl wanting to buy me a drink and giving me a kiss on the cheek. Apparently now I have a date tomorrow. If I'd have known that all I have to do is pass out in a public place to get a date I'd quit fighting this enivatablity years ago.
(sorry, still a bit drunk and can't spell)
(sorry, still a bit drunk and can't spell)
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thanks