nudwig

Aaaaah, just got back from Long Beach. For such a nice, shy guy I seem to find the trouble. I can't remember what happened exactly except I got my friend home, he was on his stomach on his girlfriend's couch, his head in a bucket, and neither one of us got stabbed or shot. Not a bad night, though I did leave before I got to kiss, or even talk to any girls, though that's normal. I seem to be better at being stupid than talking to girls, oh well. Why girls don't like a guy who steals a fish (a trout) and then throws it at pretentious assholes is beyond me. Though to be honest, there was no fish throwing tonight, not even burrito throwing, I didn't even throw a punch at the fucker who spilled beer all over me. Yes, I am now a civilized citizen of society!!!